That’s Sweet And All But WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE BODIES?!?!

I forgot that carrots existed so my brain went:

“Ah yes, banana orange”

Just made the most disgusting sound while eating a muffin. Life is going good

Reminder that

Now take your skin off :)

What the fuck is formaldehyde and why do I keep threatening people to drink it?

*Looks it up*

OOOOOOoooooh that doesn’t explain anything

They truly be skidaddleing

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Oh cool it’s normal then… wait why is this normal?

Many such cases

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

That’s some good humble pie right there

The amount of people who just put down pukicho is… honestly expected but still funny

Worst dog name, go.