Have Some Lettuce You Beautiful Little Guy

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

My favourite part about the people of Tumblr is when they start roleplaying specific actions in ** asterisks as a form of self expression, it’s really cool and I don’t usually see it much outside of Tumblr which is a shame.

The closest thing I can compare it too is going into the middle of the forest and watching birds perform mating dances to attract a mate’s attention. Not that I’m implying that Tumblr users do the same thing for the same reason… mostly. Just an observation I made :)

So, I gotta ask. If I DIDN'T want her to eat me, she wouldn't, right?

And if I asked, "Dude, stop eating people," she'd be confused, like, "Why? They like it."

Why wouldn't you want to feed her? Our daughter. Our daughter. Why wouldn't you want to feed her? Our daughter.

How the fuck do you argue against someone who’s counter to everything you say is “nuh uh your actually stupid and evil”???

Like. Bruh. I’m trying to NOT be those things, can’t we agree on that at least????

She's stimming I'm not polishing this catgle any more i have assignments on track waiting to stab me in the back.

On the 23rd, it was a good day

On the 24th, it was a very tedious day

And in the 25th, it was someones birthday

Love you champ

Oh cool it’s normal then… wait why is this normal?

Many such cases

I don’t know why, and I don’t know what it’s called, but when online artists include the art program they use, with all the open tabs of various brush tools and colour wheels they used, alongside their artwork in posts, it makes it feel so… Raw? Ruggedly beautiful?

Like the digital equivalent of a Painter wearing a dirty apron, holding a brush & colour pallet in hand, sweat dripping down their brow, standing along side their freshly created painting that they have likely put hours, if not days of work into. The creator stands beside their creation in all their dirty glory, as the photographer takes it all in. It tells a story, one filled with unbridled pride and joy.

I occasionally see it online and it’s always neat. I think more artist should do it but idk that just me :)

*walks out of the restaurant kitchen with a plate in hand* Hey guys uhh bad news your food miiiight be a bit overcooked because some one accidentally had forgotten to turn off the oven while h-they were in the bathroom. So I apologise for the- ahuh? Oh uh yes you still do have to pay for the bill- uh. no you don’t get a refund