#finally Someone Brave Enough To Get Them Pants OFF #poolverine

SCREAMING OVER HER MY WIFEEE

Some of my favorite moments that I selected from my storyboard: Voltron S4E2

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the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

You are not behind in life.

There’s no timetable that we all must follow.

It’s made up.

7 billion people can’t do everything in the same order.

What’s early? What’s late? Compared to who?

Don’t beat yourself up for where you are. It’s YOUR schedule and everything is right on time.

darn these dragons always sleeping in ur bed smh

(some of you asked for more of this AU lool enjoyy!)

You know, Bakugou, you could have just asked

Matching disappointed pfps for you and your loved one

was it casual when you gave me your childhood home and your family's most prized collection and told me to make a home out of it

yeah I think the fuck not

Who gave permission for Alucard and Trevor to look THIS HOT?!!

#FUCKKKKKK #sirs please kindly fuck me #it doesn't have to be kind idgaf #THEY ARE SO FINEEEEE

Gaius: So I have a riddle for you. There are two islands connected by a bridge capable of holding only one hundred pounds. On one island, there is a gatekeeper who only lets you cross the bridge one time, and on the other island, there is a princess and an apple tree.

Merlin: Can I be both the apple tree and the princess?

Gaius: No. Shush. The princess weighs ninety-nine pounds, and each apple weighs half a pound. But she needs to get three apples across. How does she do this without collapsing the bridge?

Gwaine: WEAK-ASS BRIDGE! Who the FUCK was in charge of construction?

Gaius: No--

Arthur: You THROW one apple across, and you carry the other two just fine!

Gwaine: YEET THE FRUIT!

Percival: Or you roll it! Like a bowling ball!

Merlin: The gatekeeper is the singular pin, and if you don't knock him down, you lose crossing privileges.

Gaius: That's not--

Elyan: What time period is this in? Do dragons still exist? She can just tie an apple to a dragon and fly it over.

Gaius: She JUGGLES them! She juggles the apples! One apple is always in the air as she crosses! THAT is the answer! Holy shit.

Merlin:

Merlin: Dude

Gaius: What?

Merlin: Boat.

Arthur: Boat!

Elyan: Boat???

Percival: Boat!

Gwaine: BOAT!!!!

Gaius:

Gaius: I'm leaving.