Bet

John Malevolent is so funny. He'll see a fucked up goat man with glowing eyes chasing them through the woods while howling like a dog and go "Hmmm. . .Guys, I think something is off here☝️"

you see people describing themselves as "loving food" or "loving music" and you scoff because who doesn't? and then it turns out there's people who genuinely do live in silence with a mayonnaise sandwich for every meal. world is so vast

Malevolent AU where everytime there’s foreshadowing there’s a whispering voice, that only Arthur can hear that just says “well, about that” or “foreshadowing be like” and every time Arthur just stares at The Invisible Camera like

*insert visibly scared and concerned expression*

TWELVE WEEKS i have waited to share this with you all. AN ETERNITY !!! 

enjoy >:)))

oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

my biggest headcanon (?) about Arthur Lester is that he is not usually this absolute tank of a human being, he just has a really extreme survival mode. so I imagine when all of this will eventually be over and he'll feel safe enough to do so Arthur will go back to an average, human amount of whining and John will be. oh so confused.

slow day at the office? Arthur will be like "god I am so hungry" and John, having seen him be literally starved to almost death and barely complain about it, will go "?????? omg are you ok????"

Arthur is the kind of guy to act like he's dying for a mild fever and then as soon as something actually serious happens he immediately goes "I am absolutely fine let's not talk about this ever"

or maybe I am just projecting my own stuff on him.

Episode 39

i truly think we've survived the darkest parts of arthur and john's tumultuous relationship. i think the cycle of tearing each other apart and making up is finally over.

the way they interacted all through season 5, and just their overall dynamic, plus with yorick in the mix - it seems so much more mature, yk? they're actually communicating, they're not blowing up at each other every time they get angry. they haven't verbally flayed each other alive even ONCE. and even when they did argue, it never felt quite so mean-spirited as in the past.

it really feels like they've grown, and honestly? i'm glad! the divorce/remarriage thing could only go on for so long before it started to get old, and i'm glad they seem to have settled into a new normal!

sydney o sargent from camp here & there!

whoever convinced kayne we needed to also do marching band shows i hope your john NEVER shuts up and i hope you NEVER learnt the difference between left and right. i am so fucking sick of this band. every time i open my instrument case it's just full of blood. this guy doesn't even understand instrument care. i used to be a flute. can't play if the pads are CONSTANTLY SOAKED WITH BLOOD.