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Stupid Kunikida theory because i love him

So, this is a theory about Kunikida's past and why he is so aggressive...Don't rush to kill me, I'm just guessing

Perhaps Kunikida grew up in such conditions that aggression became something normal for him. Nothing is known about his childhood, but... I can guess a couple of details.

Most likely, physical violence was used against him. There is a possibility that Kunikida grew up without a father, because...Rokuzō has a father who dies. Kunikida feels guilty for this and tries to look after Rokuzō. This may be a consequence of the fact that Kunikida himself experienced something similar and simply does not want anyone else to suffer from it. If Kunikida was treated badly as a child and already in adulthood he behaves SO responsibly, then he could have lived in such conditions that he had to grow up early. And if we add the possible absence of one parent (most likely his father), then it turns out that Kunikida had a bad relationship with his mother. This leads to the theory about those unknown 58 points...maybe Kunikida is just looking for someone who won't be like his mother. Even externally. Cuz, look,Kunikida had a short romance with Sasaki. That is, she is technically the only character who somehow fits these 58 points. Sasaki has black hair. Kunikida is blond. Maybe he is like his mother in both in appearance and behavior. Children may unknowingly act like their parents. So, Kunikida is aggressive because his mother treated him that way.

I know, I know. Most likely the theory is extremely stupid and illogical, but... I tried.

Kunikida appreciation post

Let's be honest, Kunikida needs more love.

Repost it if you love Kunikida or...I don't know, write a comment lol

We love you Kunikida!!

happy birthday!

Thank you!! :3

JOHN APPRECATION

Why does he get so much hate? :(

Well, like... really, I don't understand. He is so cute :<

He won't get an ounce of hate in my presence.

Stop hating my boy.

I hate #SHAMEOHJOHN2025 tag on Pinterest. Just shut the fuck up. It's not his fault he had to do bad things

I mean i love Q, but John is too hated because of them((

VOCALOIIIIIIID

All time fav duo

Oliver and...Kaai Yuki.

It was supposed to be Fukase in mmd style and he look so stupid that i like that

Bois

Some Floko sketch, I don't really like it but Floko supremacy so idc

Fyolai!! i like that moment-

Psychoanalysis of Ranpo….

Ahem ahem

So, in canon, Ranpo's parents died when he was 14 years old. (He was my age by the way), after which he showed up in Yokohama, where… he met Yukichi, and actually… that's how the Armed Detective Agency appeared (Yukichi founded it for Ranpo). What if Ranpo spends most of his screen time acting so childishly because he's trying to compensate for the trauma of his parents' deaths, which prevented him from growing up normally. That is, he hasn't changed his character in 12 years, because at 14 something happened that absolutely broke him and he's trying to fill that gap… that's why he acts so immaturely. Because of the death of both parents, Ranpo wasn't really taught anything, so he doesn't know obvious things and can't even, for example, clean up. Ranpo could have been more serious if he hadn't been traumatized to such an extent that already in adulthood he tries to forget about what happened and simply drowns out the pain. This is not some kind of developmental delay, it's just that Ranpo has a serious trauma that did NOT allow him to grow up normally and he simply remained dependent and lazy (well, almost. He can behave responsibly as we know). Ranpo was not allowed to grow out of his 14 years, so he behaves like a child. By the way, Ranpo practically does not see the bad sides of people who are dear to him. A good example is Yosano. She has sadistic tendencies. And Ranpo notes kindness in her. And what do we see? In canon, it is shown that they are VERY close friends. And … again, this is more typical of children. That's when he is really serious is when something threatens Yukichi or the entire Agency. And the reason is precisely that Yukichi saved Ranpo and he CLEARLY does not want history to repeat itself.

So, I looked at the signs of infantilism, and… Ranpo matches all of them. FIRST! Ranpo almost never takes responsibility for his actions. SECOND! Ranpo has an overly high self-esteem, he thinks that he and only he is right. Of course, this is also connected with the fact that, in principle, everyone is always praising him, but more on that later. THIRD! Ranpo has quite risky behavior. He is always teasing someone regardless of the person's status, almost sacrificing his life for Yukichi, and so on and so forth. In short, Ranpo is a VERY childish person, so the fact that he is like this at 26 is NOT surprising at all. Moreover, the turning point happened at 14. At this age, children are already perfectly aware of what is happening and understand everything. And the fact that Ranpo realized what happened only makes the situation worse. By the way, no one at the Agency told Ranpo that he doesn't have any ability (I remember that he knows about it, I'm just saying it as a fact), and… something like this is common with children. That is, everyone at the Agency is aware of Ranpo's childishness and just puts up with it. They just agree with him and praise him at every opportunity, and the latter happens not only because he's smart even without the ability. They simply understand that Ranpo should be treated like someone younger, although out of the entire Agency team, not counting Yukichi, who is their president, he is the oldest. This is clearly seen in the fifth episode, when everyone at the Agency was cleaning up after the Black Lizards' attack, and Ranpo did nothing (he was just sitting on the table during the attack) and drank ramune. And let me remind you, Atsushi didn't know anything about the Agency team back then, and… just imagine his reaction, Ranpo does nothing and they tell him how good he is. Here it would seem possible to write off that they praise Ranpo because he is smart (for which he is respected in the Agency), but… if you look at Ranpo's reaction… in response to praise he simply starts praising himself and saying that he is better than everyone else, and no one says a word to him, not even Kunikida, who would strangle anyone else for such a thing on the spot. Why does no one say anything to him? Because they understand how traumatized and infantile Ranpo is and are simply trying to please him so that he feels needed. And now I will quote Ranpo. "Because my friends think that I am invincible." That is, such praise gives him MOTIVATION. The Agency is simply trying to motivate Ranpo so that he does not become completely lazy. And, by the way, Ranpo really values ​​them all.

Ranpo has serious problems with society. This is most likely due to the conditions in which he lived for the first 14 years of his life. His father, by the way, was also a detective, and famous throughout almost all of Japan. And Ranpo seems to have followed him, or something like that. Ranpo hardly communicated with his peers, and I did not find any specific information about whether they loved him at all or paid little attention to him. Ranpo was already childish at 14. And then his parents died, Ranpo was left without any kind of care. He studied at the police academy for some time, but he was kicked out because he did not follow the rules that he did not like. As a result, Ranpo was left completely alone. Throughout the novel, he does not understand adults and how this world works. Ranpo CANNOT accept this, because he was completely broken by both the death of his parents and the lack of normal socialization. Ranpo can openly express his dissatisfaction, insult someone, simply because he can't shut up in time. Throughout the novel, Ranpo openly despises adults or something like that, I don't know what to call it exactly. Ranpo says that this world is full of complete fools, most likely meaning… I don't know, the cruelty of some adults? Ranpo, despite his age being close to 30, does NOT understand adults and does not understand their cruelty, because no one explained anything to him. Because, again, he is a very infantile person, he should have been explained this back when he was 14.

If there is anything wrong here, I apologize.

Ranpo (and slightly ada) appreciation post

GUYS! I know that Ranpo is not underrated and all this, BUT DAMN! Let's spread MORE love for him. Repost it hehe ....Honestly i don't get people who hate him or calling him overrated or smth....Stfu if you hate Ranpo. Or Kunikida. Or Atsushi. Or literally anyone from ADA.

Stupid bsd fanfic

It was the most ordinary day on Earth....at least for a person who doesn't know Dazai and Kunikida, because every day these two have some kind of wild. And today was even wilder...what happened?

Well....

Kunikida and Dazai are lying down, and then Dazai decided to make fun of Kunikida. So Kunikida went to eat, he ate, came, sits and scribbles in a notebook, Dazai lies and admires him. That's it, the right moment has arrived, it's time to start. Dazai comes up to Kunikida AND POKES HIM IN THE STOMACH. Doppo was dumbfounded and was about to yell at Dazai, when he started poking him 857427427828339 times, which made him throw up. It was...bad. No, well, I'd like to see you if you ate well and then got poked in the stomach a bunch of times.

Dazai looks at all this beauty and is like:- KUNIKIDUSHKA! YOU'RE PREGNANT!

- WHAT-

- Well, it's morning now, you threw up....morning sickness is a sign of pregnancy.

- WHAT

- Yeah....

- NOOO ...

- Hey, can I touch your tummy?~

- FUCK OFF- Kunikida punched Dazai in the face.

- Why do pregnant men have contractions like this?

- DAZAI-

- Whaaat?~

- SHUT UP. I HAVE TO GIVE BIRTH.

- Well, damn (((

- I'll have to write down "have a baby" in my notebook....

In general, everything was going great. They told the Agency about it. Everyone was in shock. And that's putting it mildly. After that, Ranpo went to hide all his supplies... in his own mouth, because Kunikida would have gobbled it all up.....

And Yosano was like:

- I'll be delivering the baby!!

Kenji started telling how he'd long dreamed of having a younger sibling and that he was very happy... uh... Fukuzawa realized that he would become a grandfather.... Tanizaki and Naomi went to pray to hell, because they realized that THIS IS COMPLETE SURREALISM. WELL, LIKE, SERIOUSLY. A MAN GOT PREGNANT???? AND THIS IS KUNIKIDA????? DAZAI IS FATHER???? WHAT.

In general, everything was going great amazing.....until the baby was born. And it was......ATSUSHI.

- WHAT

- WHAT

-HOW

-CHTO

-PAMAGITI

And that's how Kunikida and Dazai had Atsushi❤️

The End!!

Happy new year guys!

Here's some Ranpoe, Kunizai, and Akutagawa~