Math

Me too Romeo... Me too...

Why have i never seen a fanfic about a day in the life of being a morally grey fantasy villains assistant

I- YES

Am I the only one thinking Austin Abrams in Dash & Lily is giving off major Timothée Chalamet vibes? Like if Timothée Chalamet had a love child with Nat Wolff it would be Austin Abrams. I said what I said

I want to go to a ball as an assasin sent to kill the prince with a absolutely beautiful dagger, but then he befriends me and then slowly i fall in love w him.

I hate it here why am i not in that alternate universe

If you dont like the idea of pinning someone to the wall amid a sword fight on a pirate ship out at sea as you make petty flirtatious comments with aching tension, literally shut the fuck up.

My parent just told me my anxiety doesnt exist cause i have lots of material things...

This is why i dont tell them about my feelings and depression.

I need fanfics of dash and lily

Why is there no fanfiction that can feed my fixation with Dash and Lily, which I watched entirely in one sitting because I couldn't stop?

Does that mean I have to write some myself just so I have some to read?

Maybe

Me w my friends

beING SUPER SUPER IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIENDS BUT IN A FRIEND WAY but also a little bit in a gay way but also in a frIEND WAY