As Someones Who Drinks A Little Too Much, I Would Love This

As someones who drinks a little too much, I would love this

A delivery only restaurant named "send help" that specialises in hangover food. Everything comes with some sort of an electrolytes beverage, if not two, a bag to throw up in, and one of the food options is simply "whatever", and you get an order of whatever random food options the kitchen happens to find the most convenient.

The "whatever" can be specialised, like ordering a two-piece vegan whatever gets you two random vegan options, there's "whatever w/ peanut allergy", kosher whatever, and so on.

The halal option comes with a free letter reminding you of the reasons why a muslim shouldn't drink.

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1 month ago

renee walker (the living rainbow) who always has her nails painted a different color because color is such a beautiful thing, especially after you’ve been in the dark for so long

jean moreau, who starts painting his pinky nail whatever new color her nails are on their weekly skype call because it was 𝘩𝘦𝘳 color that pulled him out of the darkness, and the singular colored nail always reminds him of that rainbow he decided to live for


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1 month ago

"You know, I get it," Neil said. "Being raised as a superstar must be really, really difficult for you. Always a commodity, never a human being, not a single person in your family thinking you're worth a damn off the court—yeah, sounds rough. Kevin and I talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time." "Neil," Kevin said, low and frantic. Neil ignored him. "I know it's not entirely your fault that you are mentally unbalanced and infected with these delusions of grandeur, and I know you're physically incapable of holding a decent conversation with anyone like every other normal human being can, but I don't think any of us should have to put up with this much of your bullshit. Pity only gets you so many concessions, and you used yours up about six insults ago. So please, please, just shut the fuck up and leave us alone."

"You Know, I Get It," Neil Said. "Being Raised As A Superstar Must Be Really, Really Difficult For You.
"You Know, I Get It," Neil Said. "Being Raised As A Superstar Must Be Really, Really Difficult For You.
2 months ago

Yo, if the freshman thought Neil was insufferable before the Ravens game, then they are so not prepared to deal with him when he’s sidelined, in pain, and dealing with the fact that his beloved boyfriend was almost murdered

1 month ago

The way I read the first line and was like "well, basically 24/7 bc Im autistic and unfortunetely I cant stop interacting with myself"

Then I read the other part and was like "aaaaaahhhh now it makes sense"

I just love how other neurodivergent are able to read neurodivergents so well. It makes me feel seen and also not so crazy

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2 months ago

And the fact there is chemestry enough for him to be dating any (or all) of them

love how kevin’s top 4 favorite exy players are just two gay couples. unintentional allying

2 months ago

No, they dont realize it

Because they talked about the Holocaust, but they didnt talk about how hate spreads, how authoritarians regimes come to power, how all minorities can be victims, who and what interests persecution serves

They talked about the Holocaust like if jews were the only victims, like if the only way it would happen again is if the events of the past repeated themselfs exactly as they happened in 1930s/40s

Zionists have been propagating the idea that jews are the only potential victims of a new holocaust. So there is no problem if Trump talks about immigrants the same way (with almost the same exact words) Hitler talked abt the jewish ppl. There is no problem if Israeli authorities openly claim they want to commit genocide and ethinic cleansing. There is no problem if believing a racial or ethinic group should have total control over certain territory IS the whole base of nazism. As long as the persecuted group isnt the jewish population, then it is not a Holocaust.

It is sad, but thats the reality

Talking about the Holocaust isnt enough to stop it from happening again. Knowing that Nazi germany killed 6 million jews serves no pourpuse if we are all unable to spot the signs of history repeating itself with other ethinic/racial/religious minorities

I wonder if they realize how much they resemble the nazis

— Mohammed El-Kurd (@m7mdkurd) March 10, 2025

Israel is the new Nazi Germany.

2 months ago

Wymack did say it was gonna be a desaster and it indeed was

Also, the comment on Riko's aim should be cannon

We all know he would indeed say it hahahahahhahahahaj

Pt.34: Neil’s Q&A!!
Pt.34: Neil’s Q&A!!
Pt.34: Neil’s Q&A!!
Pt.34: Neil’s Q&A!!
Pt.34: Neil’s Q&A!!
Pt.34: Neil’s Q&A!!
Pt.34: Neil’s Q&A!!
Pt.34: Neil’s Q&A!!
Pt.34: Neil’s Q&A!!
Pt.34: Neil’s Q&A!!
Pt.34: Neil’s Q&A!!

pt.34: Neil’s Q&A!! <pt.33 pt.35>

RIP David Wymack’s blood pressure

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1 month ago

Thinking about this and then I remember Jean was so forbidden to speak his own language in the Nest, which only makes Jeremy attitude way more special

Jean was stripped from all that made him an individual, from all that could ground him or just make him feel good

And Jeremy is going like: no mtf, you are special, you are loved and you are gonna talk in your mother tongue and dialect, fuck it, Im learning it so you can talk to me

feeling a twist in my gut every time i think about jeremy learning french because he wants jean to have at least one person to talk to in his own language, in his own dialect. no ulterior motive, just “i’m not learning french for anyone but you”. this boy doesn’t even have time to SLEEP yet he’s learning a whole ass language just so jean can feel a little bit more home

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chaoticgremelin - Keep swimming, I guess
Keep swimming, I guess

-22 summers on this planet -Brazilian🇧🇷 -Pansexual🏳️‍🌈 -AuDHD -Here just for the fun of it -Currently hyperfixating in AFTG

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