Can We Take A Moment To Appreciate The Fact That In That Scene Dan Kissed Matt To The Sound Of The Crowd's

“A cool evening breeze. Rainbows. Open roads. Friends.”

Wymack🤝Rhemann: becoming a father figure to a seriously traumatized kid who was sold to the Moriyamas and whose parents are criminals.

Yess

Like, that "give your game to me" shit with Neil was the most non-straight interaction I have ever seen in my life

That sh*t was literally screaming homosexuality

Or him taking Jean's hands, the way he talks abt Jeremy

There is no way our diva queen of Exy is straight, I cant accept it

its truly poetry that kevin “it’s better to be straight” day only has 4 friends and both pairs of them are gay and fucking each other

"Every time he blinked, he saw Neil broken and still on the floor" — That part is insane because Neil is never still. He is always running his mouth, always ready to bolt. Even after his father caught him, he fought back and still had something to say to the FBI. But now, he is curled up on the floor, an agonized, unmoving ball

(Andrew's eidetic memory is going to have a field day with this)

All the other teams were thinking : "GET A ROOM THE TWO OF YOU ALREADY"

Aaron actually said it (very loudly, while looking disgusted)

Kevin scolded them for not properly behaving. Andrew gave him a slap in the back of the head and told him to stop being a bore

Dan told Neil to bahave but then used this as an excuse to seat o Matt's lap (if Neil can, then she can do it too)

Alisson just rolled her eyes at the two couples and said something in the lines of "I didnt give up my inheritance for this"

Renee was just there laughing silentely

andreil at the next banquet

Hot Take

Burners should have the ability to fly. They just need to gobble down a couple of bowls of beans 🫘and rip an ungodly mighty fart as noisy as your neighbors at 2am, then off Cal goes, flying to Monfort to meet with his lovely 💜lightning girl.

But according to incels, Marvel has gone woke and now only has shes, gays and theys (I wish)

A restaurant named You're Not Supposed To Be Here, where the whole point is that the vibes are unnerving. The lighting is weird, the whole place has a faint scent that's not a bad smell, but it's certainly not food smell and you can't quite identify what the hell it is. The music is weirdly janky and you can't quite tell what's wrong with it, the vocals aren't exactly garbled but sung in a language you swear you've never heard anywhere and couldn't name if you tried. Only hiring staff who have anxiety and they're 100% permitted to show how much your presence here stresses them out.

happy birthday to the twins ever <3

As someones who drinks a little too much, I would love this

A delivery only restaurant named "send help" that specialises in hangover food. Everything comes with some sort of an electrolytes beverage, if not two, a bag to throw up in, and one of the food options is simply "whatever", and you get an order of whatever random food options the kitchen happens to find the most convenient.

The "whatever" can be specialised, like ordering a two-piece vegan whatever gets you two random vegan options, there's "whatever w/ peanut allergy", kosher whatever, and so on.

The halal option comes with a free letter reminding you of the reasons why a muslim shouldn't drink.