Arthur Calling Kayne Daddy Two Fucking Times Is Not Something I Expected To Hear When I Came Back From

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HARLAN WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN

Harlan just LOVES to fuck with us doesn't he 😭

HARLAN WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN

Hey Cypress it's Teddy (🧸🧸) and I wanted to ask. Clears throat and looks around furtively. Hey cypress what are your thoughts on ArKayne and Arthur/Butcher?

HELLO TEDDY I MISSED YA 💋💋💋

Arkayne you say. Oh. This is the type of ship I read ao3 fics of but never post about myself. Like hell yeah this is good shit but this isn't my number one best shit. Arkayne is like something you passively do in your head throughout Malevolent?? It's like a background thing that has to be in your head somewhere. Even if you're not an Arkayne shipper on main. You know, you could be a jarthur fan or a larthur freak, you can be crazy about Parker or Noel, but when he question arises, do you think Kayne fucking Arthur in unethical ways would be insanely hot, everyone has to say yes. That's how it works.

As for Arthur and Butcher,

I've had thoughts before. Don't laugh at me.

Top five favourite character material

Fave summary of this episode actually

Literally me

Okay but when Kayne started crying because of the concept of joy... I don't know why but I want to believe that he have a daddy issues too... In some way...

You know what I'm about to say. You know who this is about.

Well, um...

what if there was a good things happen to arthur lester podcast called benevolent

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