Hey Cypress it's Teddy (🧸🧸) and I wanted to ask. Clears throat and looks around furtively. Hey cypress what are your thoughts on ArKayne and Arthur/Butcher?
HELLO TEDDY I MISSED YA 💋💋💋
Arkayne you say. Oh. This is the type of ship I read ao3 fics of but never post about myself. Like hell yeah this is good shit but this isn't my number one best shit. Arkayne is like something you passively do in your head throughout Malevolent?? It's like a background thing that has to be in your head somewhere. Even if you're not an Arkayne shipper on main. You know, you could be a jarthur fan or a larthur freak, you can be crazy about Parker or Noel, but when he question arises, do you think Kayne fucking Arthur in unethical ways would be insanely hot, everyone has to say yes. That's how it works.
As for Arthur and Butcher,
I've had thoughts before. Don't laugh at me.
Amen.
NO WAY HOLYSHIT NO WAYYYY
Mr. Alan Cumming is returning to reprice his role as Nightcrawler in Avengers Doomsday!!!!
🤯😭💙
Constantine and Zatanna core (platonically)
there are few things that make my skin want to invert itself like corny, try hard kitten/daddy “bdsm” language but i cant stop using it right now it’s like i got bit by some mediocre 20 something in an ill fitting suit and i am. changing
Arthur being able to hold his own against demons beyond human comprehension but struggling to climb a horse is the funniest fucking thing to me
Why not
This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
Tintin remembers what comes after 15.
Are we DEADASS 💔
☁︎✰*.✧Deeply obsessed with The Butcher | Vastard | She/it | This is a record of my hyperfixations and mental illness.✧.*✰☁︎
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