Yall Look At This Shit Ad*be Is Tryna Pull Now On Ppl Who Have Outdated Software:

From the Chinese dating game show 非诚勿扰 (Fei Cheng Wu Rao), If You Are The One.

I can’t believe Apollo blessed someone with the gift of prophecy and they made a shitpost

for Scarlet and Violet’s gimmick, I would like to propose something called hattenizing. When used in battle, Pokemon gain a special “hattenized” form which is just their regular form but with a sick hat to wear. this changes absolutely nothing and is wholly pointless. I will not be taking questions

Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”

A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.

Capitalism is so exhausting

scrunching my face real hard rn

The best helper

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“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

Not everyone was happy about the new kitten

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Run.