Was playing candy crush and
What
This is my cat sneaker face (she got fixed) look at the cute motherfucker, quality cat.
A FROG BROKE INTO MY HOUSE
we had him in a Tupperware for the night and this morning I pimped him out in a giant storage container
(The enclosure is supposed to be pretty bare, apparently that's how they like it) I threw a starfish in there for ✨decor🙌✨ and I guess I'm going to have to hunt for bugs now. I'm open to names.
I'm sorry, it that a fucking slice of cucumber and tomato
Okay so calling siblings shillings is okay but calling cats "pusslings" is too far? Wth
I audibly cackled to myself looking at this
HOLD UP so I was Googling vehicular manslaughter and this was the first picture I saw, and I was like hold the fucking phone
Randy marsh is so babygirl
It looks like Mickey has something to say
Having a dick must be so neat, like id put rhinestones on it and bedazzle it, a disco stick if you will.
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