You Drank A Snake Oil Salesman’s Drink Only For It To Make You Actually Immortal In The Old West Now

Bakugou (nursing an injury): Ow! Ow! This fucking hurts! Ow!

Monoma: Bakugou, keep it down with all that howling! Midoriya, you really gotta learn how to control your guard dog.

Deku: Monoma, Bakugou got a really bad injury from our most recent mission, and his painkillers wore off.

Monoma: He’d probably feel better if we put on some music. I remember reading somewhere that sweet, soothing music has the ability to calm down wild animals.

Bakugou: Don’t think this injury’ll stop me from whooping yo ass.

[ID: Screenshot of a AO3 tag. It reads: “weird and ominous sex scene” /End ID]

oh ok

I should not be allowed to mess with “fill in the blank” forms even if it is for comedy purposes.  You can’t tell me that Nedzu wouldn’t use these if it didn’t leave a paper trail of what exactly he has done… but there are all those cameras so who knows?

Todoroki: Is Bakugo still ranting?

Izuku: Yeah, I can see him through the window. I can read his lips.

Todoroki: What’s he saying?

Izuku: He’s just yelling and keeps saying how much of a dumb duck some dude named Meku is. Who is Meku?

Todoroki:

Izuku, realizing: I’m gonna go out on a limb here and assume he didn’t mean duck, did he?

Todoroki: No, Meku. He didn’t.

My new song ‘toss me into the sun’ will be the antithesis to fly me to the moon

Goodnight I hope you dream of binky fisb