My New Song ‘toss Me Into The Sun’ Will Be The Antithesis To Fly Me To The Moon

bug haters will be like "thanks i hate it" and then show you a picture of the cutest animal you've ever seen

but bro the self fulfilling prophie

The author 's barely disguised

A name is a spell you cast on your child when they’re born

Are those burgers on your underpants?

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Montana opening up some incredible possibilities here. imagine the chaos you could cause by filing a fraudulent marriage certificate for two random people who've never met

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔