This Is What I Did Today

Tiny friends

Photographed by Miles Herbert

To catch you all up: I got my own real makeup for the first time ever a few weeks ago.

Anyways, I learned I’m much better at putting drag makeup on myself than trying (and failing) to give myself a “natural” makeup look (not like I’m planning on regularly wearing makeup anyways so no biggie on that front)

And it looked pretty sick might I add!

Crooked Teeth is my jam right now. Talking Bird is like going home. What Sarah Said is a guilty pleasure. I just have no words. This is the deepest, slowest, long-term betrayal I’ve ever experienced.

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Ah snap how about that pulsatory tinnitus with that bum-bum-bUM-BUM-BuM-BUm-bum

Where my mutuals with tinnitus at make some noise

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So 1) I am a monster. 2) This is definitely the ASL equivalent of putting in random letters in google translate and laughing at how ridiculous the robotic voice sounds doing its best.

But guys... the hand... it beckons...

“For your own safety, never chase the bus.”

-Sticker on side of bus

Heckin

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alignment based on sleepwear, tag urself

MONSTERPROM

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