Number Of Places To Sit = Prosperity.

Younger Dog: Stands above you to be able to put front paws on your shoulder as she reaches around to lick your face. Presses the side of her mouth against your lips to let you know she wants kisses too. Will bark just because she wants to start something. She wants you to fight her. She takes it very seriously. Doesn’t like being carried. At. All.

Verdict: Good dog. Very sassy.

Older Dog: Combine a teddy bear + nosey neighborhood old woman + maternal energy and you have this dog in a nutshell. Defender of the fort. Too tired for this nonsense. Puppy at heart. Will lay on your stuff: clothes, electronics, etc. Will outsmart you to steal food within reach. Shreds wraping paper with the determination of a million sock-stealing puppies.

Verdict: Good dog. Good cuddler.

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

MX. ROCKBITER NOOOO OMG NOOOO MOVE HONEY OMG MOVE RUN AAAAAAAA

Rewatching The Neverending Story and I gotta say, I forget how it ends for my fav character, so I am deeply concerned.

My heart goes out to you, Mx. Rockbiter! I hope things end okay, but not just in some bittersweet way! 🤞😭

gentle reminder to all ace and aro peeps:

the majority of the lgbtq+ community sees you and accepts you as a part of the community and in queer spaces. i know seeing all the hate on here from within the community can be incredibly disheartening and exhausting, but aphobes are just a loud and angry minority, they are not the norm in actual queer spaces.

you are valid. you are loved. you belong.

When I go (x_x) it will probably be because I choked on water, not gunna lie.

These are all things that happened in the last hour and a half.

Person: Wow, F. Scott Fitzgerald doesn’t like commas.

Some Person: Does anyone know what the “F” stands for?

Other Person: F to pay respects.

[The letter “F” is immediately drawn on the chalkboard by two separate people, simultaneously.]

Some Person, unironically: Thank you, Satan.

“Satan”: With my title, you can guess this is not a christian minecraft server. 

Many People, chanting: Sad! Gay! Robots! Sad! Gay! Robots!

A Person, quietly: Near, far...

All of Us, with volume and confidence: whereEVER YOU ARE

A concept: More qpr representation in stories.

I’m seeing some folk reblog the ‘biological sex’ post with not-so-cool commentary - just a reminder that both Pangur and Grim dislike TERFs & will use their tiny paw-beans to merrily block ‘em

what?!