The People Are Asking To Hear My Voice

They could fix each other

So, in case you haven't heard, dump is planning to throw a military parade for his 79th birthday, costing hundred of millions of dollars while the stock market and global economy continue to crash because of his tariffs.

Now, I'm not saying anyone should do anything

HOWEVER

One of those soldiers has the chance to be the greatest hero in modern history

I was going to embroider a rose or something in the corner of this handkerchief, but then I realized I could do a wizard, so obviously I did a wizard.

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

The pettiness is just 👌😂

the edit itself

this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point

Im not even american but im having a great time with this

DONT LET THIS DIE

credit to miraculousgastropod for the original

Hot Take: Taylor Swift has as much pull as Hamilton in the election of 1800

'you never read anymore, you used to love reading' and i have 200 safari tabs open. it never stopped it just got weird