This Is An Experiment:

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

what a week huh?

Inspired by this post!: https://profoundinqq.tumblr.com/post/636185431570104321/cas-i-pulled-your-motherfucking-ass-out-of-hell

James: If baby oil dissolves condoms, what the fuck does it do to babies??

Lily: James, this may come as a bit of a shock to you, but babies and condoms are made of different materials.

Remus: It’s like rock, paper, scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, and condom defeats baby.

Sirius:

Sirius: rock also defeats baby.

Remus: Sirius NO—

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

HC that some how Klaus and Dave come to 2019 but Klaus has a minor injury which Grace needs to treat.

Dave sees Grace kiss Klaus on the head and gets all jealous thinking he must have had a Nurse gf before going to Vietnam and Klaus has to be like lol what? Shes my mom!?

yo i made these gifs based on this video also i’ve seen some similar ones around but i wanted to make my own. feel free to use or something

who is doing it like him