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The Great Turkey Calamity

Dean and Cas are both nightmare PTA parents, because their usual personality issues are switched. In this setting, dean is the one who causes problems on purpose (flirting with pta moms, homewrecking) and cas is the one who is like “i must control everything.” 

The slippery slope of shared involvement in this organization is that cas develops a vendetta against a rival mom named Helen, and takes dean, who is just having a fun time flirting with the moms & being a homewrecker, and recruits him to run interference and gather intelligence on her campaign for PTA presidency while CAS launches his OWN ruthless campaign for PTA presidency. 

Importantly, nobody knows the first thing about either of them,

because they are trying to live simultaneously in the smalltown settled-down world and also their world of incredible violence

Nobody knows what the angry trenchcoat dad’s deal is because they have never had a normal conversation with him 

but the moms speculate WILDLY about dean

and they hear weird things from their kids who know Jack

But in order for the scheme to work, none of these women know that Cas and Dean are associated with the same kid, never mind with each other.

So,

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Motherly Wrath Instincts

Artist: @genen0x (permission to post)

Luther: I would help you save the world, but I’m kinda dealing with something right now cause Allison is married :/

Five:

All I want is Supernatural but with Cas in all the episodes, even if he isn’t with the brothers all the time.

“ I wonder where Cas is?” Dean asks

*Camera cuts to Cas petting cats at a pet store*

* Camera cuts to Cas being a cool badass and saving the world*

* Camera cuts to Cas remembering good things of his past*

Because my last post about this didn't get much traction, I'll say it in a text post.

There is an upcoming global strike for Palestine. February 18th to the 25th. Talk about Palestine and other injustices, call your representatives and email them, boycott companies and limit spending during the week. Get your grocery shopping in now and only buy essentials during the week, please. Limit interaction on posts other than injustices around the world. If you can, skip work or school, though this is a privilege not everyone has.

Edit: It is 18th-25th not 18th-24th!! If you've already reblogged this, please reblog this version instead, edits don't show on past reblogs

Cas is terrified of damaging the engagement ring Dean gives him so he takes it off constantly–to shower, to wash his hands, when he goes on his morning runs, whenever he’s trying to cook something. He forgets it, because he’s still not used to owning things to keep track of besides his angel blade, so Dean keeps finding it lying around the bunker.

Every time he finds it, Dean tracks him down and proposes to him all over again, silly and dramatic and down on one knee. It happens in the kitchen, in the library. He interrupts shooting practice with Sam once, which Sam calls “dangerous” and “irresponsible” but was actually very funny. Once, he finds it after Cas has gone to the grocery store, so he tracks him down and proposes in the produce aisle. Some people clap, some give him a strange look. None of them know this is the third time this week.

When they get married, they switch to high-quality silicone rings.

Im finally on summer break between quarters so im celebrating by drawing those stranger gays

China: I just need to hear those three little words.

Skulduggery: I love you.

China: Try again.

Skulduggery: [grumbling] I will behave.

China: That's better.

↳ the children and grandchildren of Edward IV that survived infancy

(requested by anonymous)