Captainscruptious - Just Here To Linger Like The Pest I Am

Okay I've done a lot of research to find old mcr posters to print and hang on my wall and since I spent hours on finding them I figured I might as well post them here so yeah enjoy :)

...yeah this is going to be long

“Ey Up Gromit, meet our new lodger, Mr Vorhees. He’s from America lad! He doesn’t say much but I think he likes Hockey! Keep him company whilst I go to the shops, there’s a good boy.”

All shot practically using miniatures and figures.

Idk what to put here so uhmm please just take those *:･ﾟ✧ sparkly *:･ﾟ✧ renaissance Batman redesigns

I feel like the overlap between people who are into yarncraft and people who are massive fantasy nerds is pretty high, so here is a thing:

Leo, the man behind MMario Designs, has sadly passed away. His family have made all of his knitting patterns free on Ravelry, and there are some gorgeous designs up there.

Do you like the Circle of Magic series by Tamora Pierce?

Tris:

Briar:

Frostpine:

Are you a Discworld fan?

Out Of Cheese:

Banks of the Anhk:

Lady Margolotta:

How about Mercedes Lackey’s Valdemar books?

Flames of Vykaendys:

Harper Hall shawl:

Harry Potter?

Godric:

Salazar:

Tolkien?

Shire Gardens:

Oakenshield:

Smaug:

These are only a few, you should totally go and check out the literally hundreds of designs up on the Ravelry page.

oh good

lets make a videogame how hard can it be

Brutalism can create these amazing visual tapestries where more clearly defined geometric shapes made of concrete blend with the organic flow of greenery in nature and the effect is just stunning

A small list of random ass sites I’ve found useful when writing:

Fragrantica: perfume enthusiast site that has a long list of scents. v helpful when you’re writing your guilty pleasure abo fics

Just One Cookbook: recipe site that centers on Japanese cuisine. Lots of different recipes to browse, plenty of inspiration so you’re not just “ramen and sushi” 

This comparing heights page: gives you a visual on height differences between characters

A page on the colors of bruises+healing stages: well just that. there you go. describe your bruises properly

McCormick Science Institute: yes this is a real thing. the site shows off research on spices and gives the history on them. be historically accurate or just indulge in mindless fascination. boost your restaurant au with it

A Glossary of Astronomy Terms: to pepper in that sweet terminology for your astrophysics major college au needs

sometimes i want to pull my hair out because i want to see just ONE female character i can relate to in terms of their romantic/sex life

i want to see a girl in her mid twenties who has never been kissed

i want to see a girl who is confused because she has literally no experience

a girl that has panic attacks when she thinks of sex and cant stop thinking about what kissing is like while also being terrified of it

a girl who cant figure out her sexuality because she’s never gotten to try

a girl who self destructs because shes terrified of how bigger her baggage gets with age

i’m sick of seeing woman in tv and movies who date and have sex and still have relationship hangups, not because that doesnt exist but because i cant relate to those women

i want to turn on the tv and see a 25 year old woman who has never been with anyone, was genuinely not looked at for a long time and has become terrified of attention, who’s anxiety cheats them out of dating, who greets every birthday with this feeling of dread in the pit of their stomach because they’re getting older and older and it feels weirder and more wrong with every passing year

i know i’m not the only woman like this, but with the way the media is, it’s maybe the most alienating baggage i carry. everywhere i look, it’s weird that this is my experience. i feel ashamed and i feel scared that i one day have to tell a person to their face that i’m am adult who has never had a first kiss. its terrifying and consuming and confusing and awful. you start to believe it isnt meant for you - not just sex, or intimacy, but fucking love itself. because you dont turn on the tv and see people like you. “unlucky in love” means slightly clumsy and loud on dates and fear of commitment. its a quirky girl who probably has had sex with multiple people and just ~cant figure it out~!!!!!

i want a girl who feels so alone because she literally always has been

that’s what i wanna see

Proposed leitners

- warrior cats book that when you open it you are instantly mailed by 30 feral cats (one is very orange)

- the very hungry caterpillar (corruption)

- a book that looks like a dictionary but when you open it it’s completely blank except for one page in the middle that says “bitch”

- toaster manual that burns you alive as you read it

- magic treehouse book just filled with the phrase “jack adjusted his glasses”

- flip book where a shadowy figure gets slowly closer until you’re done and then you turn around and he’s behind you

- how to harvest bones for dummies

- 1984 except you just get really angry over George Orwell’s misogyny (actually not a Leitner just normal 1984)

- alternatively 1984 but you open it and the text is just from A brave new world and you’re filled with the all encompassing urge to stir and nothing else until you drop dead

- Photo album of Jonah Magnus (warning: very ugly)

- Les Mis Manga

- a book you open that has another smaller book inside it so you open that book and it has a smaller book inside it so you open that book and it has another smaller book inside it so you open that book and it has another sm

- book that every time you dog ear it… it dog ears YOU

- book that sucks you into it’s world but it’s not a fun adventure it’s some nonfiction about the Black Plague and you’re starting to feel very ill

- Dr. Seuss book Oh The Places You’ll Go except if you’re giving it to someone for graduation or another big change in their life it locks itself shut and begins to scream

- Garfield comic compilation but the pages? Made of Lasagna.

- pride and prejudice but without the pride and prejudice