035- I Just Want You For My Own

Ive had this tumblr for a little over a year now sooo thats cool these quotes are both pride themed and not

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Clef- I might have heterochromia but i am NOT heterosexual!

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106- i could fight doc! whats he gonna do? turn into daddy issues?

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jay- microwaved tea tastes like TV static

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035 on june first- I AM THE BITCH AND BASTARD MAN FOR I HAVE ALL THE BITCHES AND BASTARDS!

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thats it for now ive fallen out of the fandom sadly but i will still post on certan day im sorry for the sad end but :/

Scps as random quotes

035- I dont know who this BITCH is but she is KILLING IT! AH!

049-J- Occupation? The family disappointment

049- Call me an escalator because i let people down

035- LOWER CASE IS FOR THE LOWER CLASS

049-(In his best lawyer voice) Eat a dick, your honor.

SCP quotes as things my friends said

035- What do you mean im not allowed to eat the medical leaches?

049- I'm going to crucify you in the Denny's parking lot

079- THE CIRCUS CALLED THEY WANT THEIR CLOWNS BACK

096- Im FiNe Im HaViNg JuSt ThE tImE oF mY lIfE *sobbing*

106- ive done nothing but teloport bread for three days

173- Everybody gangsta till the nuns start meowing

682- OK! who the FUCK put my cat on the Z accsess?

049 @ 035: I do NOT want to have sacramental wine with YoooOOOOU

035 or 106- Im just the guy with chines take out looking for other meth addics

049- What is this henti? I heard Dr Bright speaking of it, but i myself have not encountered a henti

Dr Clef- (WHEZEEING)

035- DOC, NO!

Dr Bright- Im gonna tell him

035- NO

106- what if the air we breath is really a drug that makes us see a dazed version of the world what when people take drugs and trip they see the real world and thats why their illegal.

049- Yeah ok sure but i need you to stop eating my medical cocaine

Hot take, Criminal Minds is just Scooby Doo for adults.

049-WHY DID YOU THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?

035- Probably because im a dangerous psychopath with a long history of violence

049-Oh...

035- I dont know how you keep forgeting that