How It Feels Like When You Start Yapping About An Obscure Movie That Maybe 5 People Have Watched But

darn friggen black abyss

friggen won't let me pet my cat down there

i will pet the cat

whether you like it or not

I JUST WANNA LIVE IN A REMOTE LIGHTHOUSE ON THE NORTHERN COAST OF SCOTLAND AND SLOWLY FORGET MY OWN NAME AS I'M ENVELOPED BY SEAWEED AND BECOME FRIENDS WITH THE SELKIE

my favorite improv game

k so we were playing "change" one day in triple threat as a warm up. the prompt was funeral for a loved one (my teacher's soo weird aiight).

me: *wails in dispair*

david: *laughing*

me: why are you laughing??? my dog just died??

david: it's funny that you care so much now that he's dead. you where such a terrile owner.

me: how dare yo as if you w you're right.

grow as you please.. if i have to get to know you again.. i’ll do that.

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

Y’all my app just glitched so this was the only post i can see

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH