k so we were playing "change" one day in triple threat as a warm up. the prompt was funeral for a loved one (my teacher's soo weird aiight).
me: *wails in dispair*
david: *laughing*
me: why are you laughing??? my dog just died??
david: it's funny that you care so much now that he's dead. you where such a terrile owner.
me: how dare yo as if you w you're right.
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Let's connect some dots here
The Trump administration kidnaps and sends hundreds of people to a prison camp in El Salvador with no due process (meaning they never have to prove these people committed whatever offence the Admin claims)
The Administration sets the precedent that anyone, up to green card holder and naturalized citizens, will be subject to this for practicing free speech in a way the Administration doesn't like
The Administration puts out two Executive Orders, one which says they believe trans people and parents of trans children are all sexual offenders and another that anyone who criticizes Israel is a terrorist
The President puts out a statement, in public, saying he wants to find ways to send US citizens to those foreign prison camps
The Administration directly defies 2 different SCOTUS decisions that say anyone who is deported must get due process and (this one a unanimous decision) they must return a wrongfully deported man
The US President now tells the President of El Salvador, again in public, that they will need to expand their facilities because he wants to start sending "homegrown criminals" to El Salvador very soon
We aren't even in boiling the frog territory any more, we're in a flash frier.
Like I hate sounding like a fucking tinfoil hat nutjob, but it's clear as day, right? He's saying exactly what he wants to do. And no one is doing anything about it. They're just saying "hey that's illegal!" and then letting it happen anyway.
Post-OP crash out rkgk
this shit is soooooo infuriating to me like some people have trouble climaxing through NO fault of their own—maybe it’s a natural variation of their bodies maybe it’s medication side effects maybe it’s trauma—it’s actually really common and it’s something that makes a lot of people feel really ashamed and miserable… you haven’t “masturbated yourself into dysfunction” in fact masturbation often helps you get better at figuring out what makes you climax like !!!!!!! and even if you HAVE been hitting the vibe too hard recently you can always cool off for a week or two until you get in the mood again. your clit isn’t ruined forever. christ. this chewed-gum approach to sex simply does not have a basis in fact. pleasure is not a scarce resource
my hands are so small that instead of fake nails making my drawing glove uncomfortable, they some how make it fit better. no more floppy fingertips because my hobbit hands are slay.
*staring at myself in the mirror* IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE ACCURATE, YOU ARE LITERALLY WRITING FANFICTION IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE CANON WORTHY!!!
you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor
easy! i show u how.
1. do a nose. should look a bit like this.
2. do a mouth. nice mouth.
3. make an eyeee.
4. again. is okay if it don't look the same.
5. name your child. all done!
this is seth. seth gets aaall the ladies. pls support seth in his dream to be a model.