this shit is soooooo infuriating to me like some people have trouble climaxing through NO fault of their own—maybe it’s a natural variation of their bodies maybe it’s medication side effects maybe it’s trauma—it’s actually really common and it’s something that makes a lot of people feel really ashamed and miserable… you haven’t “masturbated yourself into dysfunction” in fact masturbation often helps you get better at figuring out what makes you climax like !!!!!!! and even if you HAVE been hitting the vibe too hard recently you can always cool off for a week or two until you get in the mood again. your clit isn’t ruined forever. christ. this chewed-gum approach to sex simply does not have a basis in fact. pleasure is not a scarce resource
Me when people replace Gaz:
i would cannibalize god's rotting corpse. if the opportunity arose
as soon as i discovered that adding the seasonings from my safe foods into other foods makes them more tolerable i ascended.
would this work for everyone? prolly not.
would i reccomend adding dill to spaghetti to just anyone? also no.
but i'm eating!! and i've got a meal reminiscent of pickles that doesn't taste like straight vinegar!!
barefaced bangtan: look how GORGEOUS barefaced namjoon is (ㅅ´ ˘ `) for @jjoon, happy birthday ♡
I tried to leave Kudos on a fic that was already deleted (i had the tab open) and I was expecting it to just bug out or not work but this is so much more unsettling
no one:
not a soul:
my school's air conditioning: A-WEEMA-WEH A-WEEMA-WEH A-WEEMA-WEH