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Remus: *sipping his black tea* I like my tea like I like my men.

James: *laughs* Good one, Moony.

*Sirius grins self confident*

Remus: At least 5 before breakfast.

Sirius: Wait, what?

I'm sorry, but as a Gryffindor I expect you to do something like that, but what do I know. Just taking necessary precautions

Hey hey hey I'm doing the unusual asks thing #5 pls hahahahahahahaghahhahahahwyiwksnxnz

5? What is that, relationship status?Well, obviously….. single

How old is this ask, because I posted that a long time ago. And if this ask is recent, fuck you for making me look for it.

(Just kidding, I love all my followers, unless you’re Lilly, which you probably are

because then, my fuck you stands)

Sirius: [whispering] He's looking at it, he's looking at it!

Remus: [reading from a letter] Uhh, do you like me? Yes, definitely, absolutely?

Sirius: [whispering] I rigged it!

Remus: Prongs! Have you seen Sirius? I have the DADA notes he wants.

James: don't worry, I know what to do *cups hands around mouth

James, shouting: REMUS IS A RAGING HETEROSEXUAL!

Sirius: *burst's through door* TELL THAT TO THE DICK HE SUCKED LAST NIGHT!

Remus:

James:

Sirius:

Lily:

Peter:

McGonagall: Dumbledoor owes me twenty galleons.

Dumbledoor: Dumbledamn.

Remus: Okay you need to kiss him like right now

Everyone: 3!

Remus: Don't be like last year. You accidentally kissed James. That was horrible

Everyone: 2!

Remus: Oh god I can't do it. Sirius is probably going to kiss some hot chick and I'll kiss my hand or something

Everyone: 1!

Remus: Nope no kissing Sirius now. I'm going to live alone in a cardboard box.

Everyone: Happy New Year!

Sirius: [kisses Remus] You dork, you realize you said everything out loud?

@bread-breadbread is amazing

Okay, so I just found the best blog ever

Like, actually. It’s called @bread-breadbread I swear, it sounds stupid, but actually go follow it

thanks dennys, i wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyways

@lillyyypottah enjoy

Tumblr, please caption this deliciously terrifying gif for us… please…

(( OOC: GuYs, I LoOk sO DifFeRenT??? )) 

10 followers!

Me: Omg! I have 10 followers!

Me: You know that's not that much? Other people have like thousands.

Me: So what? I should give them credit.

Me: ...and you're planning on doing that through a chat post?

Me: Leave me alone, I don't need this kind of negativity in my life.

Me: I'm literally you

Me: Whatever, thanks for 10!

"The reason people originally came up with this headcanon..."

"Harry Potter could be viewed as an analogy for racism."

Issues with P.O.C. Harry

Don’t get me wrong, when I first heard it, I loved it. But there is one issue.

Harry can’t be a POC

The reason people originally made up the headcanon was because 1.) the utter lack of non white people, 2.) the fact that it never specifically states he is light skinned, and 3.) Harry Potter could be viewed as an analogy for racism (with half-bloods and purebloods, etc…)

And that’s great, but, if it were an analogy, Harry can only be light skinned.

Why? Because it has been stated that the Potter’s were a pureblood family, so, in the analogy, they would be white.

You might be saying, yes, but James married a muggleborn, so Harry is a half-blood.

Okay but Lily had light skin as well. I’m not sure if it specifically says that, but she does have red hair, and I haven’t seen a natural red headed POC.

Not being racist, like maybe there is someone out there, but it at least isn’t common

So Harry just can’t be.

Hermione, on the other hand

100% yes

okay carry on