Remus: *sipping His Black Tea* I Like My Tea Like I Like My Men.

Draco on Christmas, Probably

Draco: Potter help, I'm trapped under the tree and the star's tangled in my hair.

Harry: Why were you under the tree?

Draco: ... Because I'm a gift to this world?

cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now

Please? 😢😭

I accept

okay, last post for the Misha spam

If you don’t love Misha you’re wrong.

This bothers me

After March, there will be a whole generation of kids that know Emma Watson as Belle instead of Hermione.

Remus: Okay you need to kiss him like right now

Everyone: 3!

Remus: Don't be like last year. You accidentally kissed James. That was horrible

Everyone: 2!

Remus: Oh god I can't do it. Sirius is probably going to kiss some hot chick and I'll kiss my hand or something

Everyone: 1!

Remus: Nope no kissing Sirius now. I'm going to live alone in a cardboard box.

Everyone: Happy New Year!

Sirius: [kisses Remus] You dork, you realize you said everything out loud?

the most unrealistic thing about harry potter

is that no teacher ever called him James by accident, or that Ron never was called “Bill-, eh Charl-, no Per-, argh!”

“He can’t come back, Harry,” said Lupin, his voice breaking,