Ouch

James: Sirius, are you okay?

Sirius: Nooooooooo

James: What happened?

Sirius: Remus, he - he

James: What did he do?

Sirius: He walked around the dorm without a shirt

James: ..And?

Sirius: He walked around SHIRTLESS, Jamie

James: He always does that

Sirius: WELL HE SHOULD FRICKING STOP

James:

James: *smirks* Awww Padfoot has a crush

Sirius: No I don't shut up MAYBE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON MOONY

Sirius: Wait you don't, right?

snape: i loved lily!

harry: you keep using that word

harry: i do not think it means what you think it means

thanks dennys, i wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyways

@lillyyypottah enjoy

Tumblr, please caption this deliciously terrifying gif for us… please…

Draco on Christmas, Probably

Draco: Potter help, I'm trapped under the tree and the star's tangled in my hair.

Harry: Why were you under the tree?

Draco: ... Because I'm a gift to this world?

cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now

Remus: fucking hell

Sirius: *holds hand over chest* Remus! What have a told you?

Remus: *mumbling*

Sirius: louder!

Remus: I'm a werewolf not a swearwolf...

Remus: Prongs! Have you seen Sirius? I have the DADA notes he wants.

James: don't worry, I know what to do *cups hands around mouth

James, shouting: REMUS IS A RAGING HETEROSEXUAL!

Sirius: *burst's through door* TELL THAT TO THE DICK HE SUCKED LAST NIGHT!

Remus:

James:

Sirius:

Lily:

Peter:

McGonagall: Dumbledoor owes me twenty galleons.

Dumbledoor: Dumbledamn.

If Netflix or HBO made a “Harry Potter by the books” series (one chapter per episode) TONS of people would watch it.

Thank you

I just realized

You know how you get told stories by your parents? Like from their childhood?

And, I wouldn’t know, but if your parents… you know… had died, I’m guessing that their close friends would tell you some stories about your parents childhood?

So, Teddy Lupin had no one to tell him about his parents life. Everyone else that knew Remus or Tonks knew them through the war, or were aquaintences when they were in school.

All of Remus’ friends were gone, so Teddy would never know what his father was actually like

I found a Dustmouth comic I shockingly hadn’t read yet, and now I am completely distraught with Remus-Sirius-school-boyfriends feelings  ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚