Draco: Potter help, I'm trapped under the tree and the star's tangled in my hair.
Harry: Why were you under the tree?
Draco: ... Because I'm a gift to this world?
PUFFPUFF
Okay so the first time I took the Hogwarts House test, I got Hufflepuff (hence my username)
And I’ll be honest, I was kind of bummed
But right when I start believing in my house and liking it, I retake the test just to see. AND I GOT SLYTHERIN
SO IM THROWN INTO A STATE OF DISARRAY. LIKE WHAT AM I. I DONT KNOW ANYMORE.
So I take the test again. And guess what? I get fucking /Gryffindor/.
So like I know I’m not a Gryffindor. But now I don’t know for sure whether I’m Hufflepuff or Slytherin, because I identify with both.
SOMEONE HELP ME.
@lillyyypottah you ain’t cuttin’ it.
seriously one of my favourite things in the poa movie was this
remus: be quiet, sirius
sirius: be quiet yourself, remus
snape: oh, look at you two, quarrelling like an old married couple
sirius: WHY DONT YOU RUN ALONG AND PLAY WITH YOUR CHEMISTRY SET?
whoever wrote this CLEARLY knows what they're doing like this is exactly how sassy sirius would be 99.9% of the time stg
If Netflix or HBO made a “Harry Potter by the books” series (one chapter per episode) TONS of people would watch it.
w o a h calm yourself
YoU wOuLD nOt bELieVe yOuR EyES iF TEn miLLiOn fIreFLiEs LiT uP tHE wOrLD As yOU FeLL aSleEp
makenna i know this is you
Why would you do this to me??!! (°_°)
doot doot
HOW DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR THIS
I appreciate the doot doot
Remus gives zero Fs
cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now
Dexter Supernatural Arrow Breaking Bad Orange Is The New Black Harry Potter Doctor Who Sherlock Fall Out Boy Misha Collins etc, etc. I need to follow more cool blogs!
Hogwarts Houses + Monet Paintings Like or reblog if you use! ♡♡♡
Remus: you only slept with three people?
Sirius: well yes.. i mean i did other things but like? yes there were a few tryouts and then you so..
Remus:
Sirius: why? wait what's your number??
Remus: *clears throat* a multiple of three
Sirius: so like 6?
Sirius: MOONY COME BACK HERE
hey, hey, hey, how y'all doin? Get ready for legit anything Harry Potter (including the actors) basically just reblogs, very sorry
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