Im So Dorcas And Panda Core I Love Them So Much

do you ever have taylor swift takes that are so niche and pretentious that you’re like oh god even the freaks on tumblr aren’t gonna like this

teehee

friendship - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 145

“So did you talk to him?” Dorcas asked, sitting next to Barty on the grass. She’d been dying to hear if Barty and Evan had finally talked after their drunken kiss a few nights ago. She'd only encouraged Barty a million times to grow a spine and address it, since Evan was now avoiding him.

“Yeah,” he replied, frowning at her. “He said…he said he was nervous to ruin our friendship. That we should probably leave it alone.”

Dorcas’s heart sank, and she resisted the urge to go find Evan and give him a good slap. “Oh, Barty, I’m sorry. I-“

But then Barty broke into a giant grin. “So, of course, I told him ‘fuck the friendship’ and snogged senseless. We’re dating now.”

She let out a relieved laugh. “Good,” she grinned. “Glad it worked out and you both stopped being idiots about it.”

"you won already" Is so real tho

God I hate getting ads for shit I already own. You won already bitch leave me alone.

You give off the vibe that your name is Eastyn for some reason (that exact spelling, too).

lol thanks? Lowkey pretty close to my actual name (not rlly, just the E and Y)

u give off the vibe Alina or Brooke idk

real thoo "I lived in an abusive family so I ran away??" I know you didn't and you know you didn't so don't even

those people who comment on those "tell me a fact about you and i'll assign you a marauders era character" videos and say VERY SPECIFIC things to get a certain character piss me off so bad

being in the marauders fandom is one of the biggest blessings I've ever been blessed with but it's also made me a bit delusional

im also rlly used to calling ppl by their norm name soo Lily Potter???? Who tf is that?? I only know Lily Evans

Pandora Lovegood? No idea (love me some xenodora tho) who's that? I'm familiar with Pandora Rosier

Narcissa Malfoy, Andromeda Tonks and Bellatrix Lestrange? Naw, u mean narcissa black, andromeda black, and Bellatrix black?

Im also only functioning bc of my loves, my dearest darling-ist , my babies jegulus <3, wolfstar <3, rosekiller <3 and moreee

Wdym Remus was forced into a herosexual relationship with sirius' cousin's daughter?

Anyways I need sleep and yes it is like 4:30pm for me rn ok byee

hey just a reminder to respect trans ppl or I'm gonna identify as a fucking problem

nah he drank 34 for a dare

Xeno: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night. 

Peter: All I drank was Redbull! 

Xeno: How many? 

Peter: Eighteen.

my roman empire right here <33

James’s fav nicknames: reg, darling, my love, sweetness etc etc

Vs Regulus

Regulus: James

James: omg.

Regulus: you didn’t hear that

James: YOU CALLED ME JAMES INSTEAD OF POTTERRRRRR

Oui

hey gang. are we gonna talk about how Snape grew into exactly what he perceived teenage James Potter to be? unnecessarily cruel, picked on those with less power than him, arrogant (debatable for Snape but the 'I can teach you how to bottle fame brew glory stopper death etc' speech was him GLAZING himself LMAO) and found a target in a kid with a difficult family life?

this isnt a criticism of Snape or James. this is just an observation and objective fact. both Snape and James were/did the things I listed above, James in his adolescence and Snape in his adulthood. I just found it interesting.