Hey Just A Reminder To Respect Trans Ppl Or I'm Gonna Identify As A Fucking Problem

The oil dripping out from the car <3

OKAY GUYS WE’RE MAKING A SANDWICH NOW

JUST REBLOG THE LAST PERSON

IM STARTING

BREAD

ofc how can he serve cunt in a thick jacket during winter

Barty Crouch Jr. has never once dressed appropriately for the weather in his life.

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YOU GUYS

MARAUDERS PEEPS

MARYLILY NEEDS TO BE CALLED BITTERFLOWER INSTEAD CAUSE MARY MEANS BITTER AND THATS SO MUCH COOLER

AND OUR LESBIANS NEED COOL NAMES

prison - jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 256

“Regulus, no,” James said firmly, even as he wanted to grin at how adorable his boyfriend looked at the moment.

“Potter, you can’t tell me what to do,” a very irate Regulus insisted, his weak pushes against James’s firm hand on his shoulder just arguing James’s point for him.

“Baby, you’re sick. You have a fever. You told me not two minutes ago your whole body hurts. You’re even paler than usual, and judging from the way you’re talking, you clearly can’t breathe out of your nose. You need to stay here,” James said, still holding Regulus to the bed lightly, gazing adoringly down at the Slytherin. 

For a moment, the younger boy’s eyes showed something that looked like resignation, but then he scowled again. “You can’t keep me prisoner. When you leave, I’ll leave,” he murmured. His pout was so cute James wanted to burst, but he knew by now that calling Regulus Black ‘cute’ was a surefire way to get cursed. 

“What makes you think I’m going anywhere, love?” James asked, rolling his eyes. “You’re sick. I’m going to take care of you.” This time, when Regulus’s expression softened, it stayed that way. 

“You’re…really?” he asked, hushed voice full of shock.

“Of course,” James nodded, trying not to wonder about a five-year old Regulus, sick with the flu or something, who was probably left to his own devices, only Sirius to help him. “Come here, love.”

And when Regulus finally relented and cuddled into James’s arms, it was with a little sigh of relief.

frr bella is so gaslight

bellatrix, andromeda, narcissa

(gaslight), (gatekeep), (girlboss)

regulus arches his back so prettily for james. He loves having his head in the pillows and his ass up for james to do whatever he wants with. But his eyes, james loves his eyes. How regulus looks up at him all blissed out, pupils blown and his eyebrows furrowed in pleasure.

He can't decided which he loves more, he moves regulus around all the time depending on what he wants to see, dragging him into the position he wants and then james worships him.

"You attract what you fear"

AH a 100k+ word slowburn enemies to lovers jegulus fic with background rosekiller, wolfstar, dorlene, pandalily, emmary, and xenopeter TERRIFYING

OH I GET IT NOWW

my life is completed 😋

I’m definitely biased but Jegulus has the coolest ship names because James is Starchaser, and Regulus is Sunseeker.

"What do you like to read?"

Oh, I love to read 100k+ words slowburn enemies to lovers jegulus trope with background rosekiller, wolfstar, dorlene, pandalily, emmary, quillkiller, and nobleflower on ao3. But will I ever admit that? No.

Heehaw

jegulus is the type of couple where regulus will be verbally (or physically) ripping someone apart and james will put his arm around his shoulders, hug him to his side, kiss his temple, and then tell him he’ll be waiting in the car.