Butevenjesterscry

celes looking at the black jack by carlos villa Spectrum 15: The Best in Contemporary Fantastic Art

I must blog because if one day I get famous, finding it it will be a really big deal.

Two Years Deep into Depression

I have become A half-empty fishtank What remains within me is gasping for breath.

The stagnant water Circles my hands In the corner the filter struggles to work.

You can hardly See inside me anymore I haven’t bothered to clean the surface.

You will find me Outside on the curb Unwanted and free.

A poem inspired by a lack of motivation to maintain daily hygiene. Depression is so hard sometimes.

Photo credit to Shopify.

‪I asked Mr. Partyface to make a sexy face and he’s being overly dramatic about it.‬

So did Satan invent 1-ply toilet paper or what

5 Reasons why Whovians should watch the cult Australian TV Show, SPIRITED.

I usually am not a fan of fan-made music videos, especially those for pairings, but this one is a rare exception.

I’m just… cryin’

Hands up if the butthole is your favorite part of a hot dog.

Me too!

when i first heard the word Prima Donna i thought it was Pre-Madonna.

Things that make me uncomfortable

1. People who don’t put their toothbrush under the water faucet after they put toothpaste on the bristles.

2. The last 1/4 of a fountain drink.

3. Sitars.

4. People behind me while I am on the computer.

5. Getting your hands wet and there being no paper towels.

6. Girls reaching behind themselves to unhook their bras.