So Did Satan Invent 1-ply Toilet Paper Or What

Fuck, I want a love like theirs'.

A moment of epiphany

Steve: that’s the name of your hand, your fingers form the letters ‘j i l l’ Kuhzka!: haha liz, you are such a lesbo Greensto`: wait a minute Greensto`: woah Greensto`: woah Greensto`: OH MY GOSH Greensto`: THEY DO

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I occasionally have adventures on chatroulette. This was one of the more interesting (and clean!) ones.

"Forever."

Prepping for Retribution like;

Sometimes I’m afraid that someone really cool will pass me by when I’m in one of my moments of weakness and listening to Nicki Minaj or Biggie Smalls or someone else embarrassing.

Like, that guy could be my soulmate or she could be my new best friend. And, according to some bullshit survey that we probably will believe because we’re all 20 somethings, the first 30 seconds are your only chance to make a good first impression.

And when our first thirty seconds together have been punctuated by ‘nigga nigga nigga’ 13 times, well…I think I just blew it.

呉竹CC福岡行くさんのツイート: “何回も上げて申し訳…… https://t.co/orn3If7wBf”

sandshoesandbadwolf said: Could you do Ten(too) and Rose in #70?

Seriously, I’m a sucker for anything ten(too)/rose. You guys know my obsessions too well!