A Short Summary Of Soul Eater.

Kicked out of the Garden of Eden

Eve:

Happy 2014 to the couple with my absolute favorite sexual tension.

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Whoops i turned into Lorde

Fuckin' lol

Way to go tumblr - you broke China.

Shanghai cinema accidentally uses photoshopped fanmade poster for Thor 2.

I'm always wearing a jacket. Usually wearing a hat too.

Me.

Some stranger on the internet: “Nobody ships that!”

My brain, instantly special summoning itself in attack position: “Oh, you just wait!”

Where do you wanna go first?

Vamdemon/Myotismon Is Savage

“Dreams don’t come true for the stupid”

“Perhaps your brain is too small for this job”

“You dolt!”

“They must be desperate if they sent you.”

“Did you expect to beat me with geraniums?”

“Are you done? I’m bored.”

“I don’t have to explain myself to the likes of you.”

“I shall enjoy devouring you. Angelfood is my favorite!”

Oh my god I am laughing my ass off. I found my old photobucket from four years ago, and I discovered that I used to take * ~*artistic*~* pictures of different body parts in *~*artistic*~* places.