Where do you wanna go first?
I’ve got the whole world in my hands
Except for California that place sucks
*this whole post is satirical
There must be a way out.
If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time
That feel when you get hundreds of hits on your filthy smut when you thought the fandom was dead
How to Have Sex:
spin around
S TOP
double take tHREE TIMES
1
2
3
PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT
WOOOOOO WOOOOO
stop on ur right foot DON TF OREGT IT
BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN BRING IT AROUNNNDDDD TOOOWWWWNNNNNN
Girl on my newfeed is trying to sell these. I just can't believe this is even a thing. No big surprise why it didn't work out.
#can't
Hi there. My name is Aura and I write lewds, so my blog can get NSFW. Fandoms include: Overwatch, Final Fantasy VI & FFVII, and occasional Digimon and Yu-Gi-Oh. I also have a thing for art noveau, jesters, and monstrous men.
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