Pre-teen Boys Are So Weird, Like I Was Walking Behind These Two Kids And They Were Talking About How

I slightly dislike hiccups.  

I had a dream where me, my little brother, Beyonce and her kid were all in the same room and my brother threw one of the breaded shrimp things at the kid and then Beyonce told me I needed to lose weight. I'm confused on what this means, like what even?

Planets please me so I colored up a small one

you now when you’re about to make a sandwich and you get all the stuff for the inside but NO ONE tells you that there’s no bread and you’re just like not hungry anymore but just mad.

I remember  in 4th grade the teacher told the class not to draw on their work but as she said it she stared right at me since i do that a lot and to get back at her i would cover almost all the work i got in doodle or full blown out scenes.

if i cry while there is soap in my eye will bubbles be produced from it?

Caution sign I'm a disaster

MASTERPOST: Books with ASEXUAL representation

Disclaimer: as of today, 11/11/18, I have NOT read any books in this thread, but I have 2 (they’ll be marked) I’m waiting on from Amazon~

I’ll update this list with more ace books I find

*** 1. Let’s Talk About Love // Claire Kann •ordered from Amazon

2. Tash Hearts Tolstoy // Kathryn Ormsbee

3. Radio Silence // Alice Oseman

4. We Awaken // Calista Lynne

5. How To Be A Normal Person // T.J. Klune •ordered from Amazon+recc’ed to me by someone I know IRL

6. A Darker Shade of Magic // V.E. Schwab

7. The Asexual Equation // R.J. Seeley

8. Beneath the Citadel // Destiny Soria

9. The Lady’s Guide to Petticoats and Piracy (#2 in a series) // Mackenzi Lee

10. Vanilla // Billy Merrell 

Brought to my attention by @melon-official, thank you!

11. 27 Hours (#1 in The Nightside Saga) // Tristina Wright

Brought to my attention by @diadelwalrus, thank you! 

12. The Memoirs Of Lady Trent (series) by Marie Brennan

Brought to my attention by @aravisthetarkheena !

how much paprika can i buy with a billion dollars?