I had a dream where me, my little brother, Beyonce and her kid were all in the same room and my brother threw one of the breaded shrimp things at the kid and then Beyonce told me I needed to lose weight. I'm confused on what this means, like what even?
So like today in school I was in science class right, and we were looking at a presentation for like what kindness means and at the end we were supposed to talk about it with the person next us , but the person next to me was my best friend so naturally we weren't talking about kindness. And the teacher decides to call on me first and was so embarissing because I 1 froze and 2 just said uhh the whole time and at that moment I could literally feel my soal leaving my body and I just never been more embarrassed because at the end of class he did that teacher thing where they call out some one for not knowing the answer and he was staring right while he was saying it and I really just wanted to die right then and there.
And this is how I nose.
do you ever make really good insults in your head for just about anything because i happen to do that a lot
To me finishing a sketchbook is like reading a book that is part of a series, I want to I just don’t know if I will like it and will be as good as the one I just finished.
you now when you’re about to make a sandwich and you get all the stuff for the inside but NO ONE tells you that there’s no bread and you’re just like not hungry anymore but just mad.
Are bananas even a favorite fruit for anyone because they are like super bland, because strawberries can be favorite fruit because they can be sweet but bananas don't have any thing that goes for them ya know?
Yesterday at school on the way back from lunch I see a fucking wasp just hitting its head against the ceiling and like nobody is reacting accept me saying "does any one see the wasp!?"
I just oofed my fucking finger on a sharp knife while I was doing dishes and now I'll be forever contaminated with dirty dishwater in my blood
In my room I have a old map of the world and as one of the oceans names is nort, what the fuck does nort even mean?