...does This Stick? Do They Hang Out On The Liberty With Anarchist Anarka Now?

@adrienscroissantx

yuor trans………………..thatsso cool………..

If there's one thing miraculous ladybug is going to teach children, it's that emotionally neglected/abused children who lash out and behave badly- Lila and Chloe- are evil and irredeemable and deserve no sympath, but that children in the same situations who cower down and keep their mouths shut, ei Kagami, Adrien, and Zoe, are good precious people who deserve the world.

I mean, not to be all black-and-white/ astruc-is-evil about it, its just really sickening patterns to notice in a kid's show. Especially a young kids show.

For @adrienscroissantx ‘s Wildcat AU!

Plagg has made the mistake of stealing Alya’s piece of cheesecake...RIP Plagg, beginning of the universe — 2021.

Maribat? Yknow I think we are focusing on the wrong crossover ship

Introducing

ALFU (alfred x master fu)

@buginetye

Marichat!!!

Fairy Lights and Flower Boxes

Sorry this is so late! Anyway, I need sleep, so here’s something quick ‘cause I don’t know if you mean a doodle or a fic!

P.S. the fic is after Chloé has apologized, become nicer, and actively tried to help take down Hawkmoth and Mayura, even as a civilian.

Edit: I kinda forgot about Kagami so just assume she fell asleep or smth idk. Also fixed my spelling :/

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“Girls night!” Alya had decreed as soon as she walked into class and saw Marinette’s dead expression.

And that was why, at 8pm, Alya, Kagami, Chloé, Sabrina, and Juleka were in Marinette’s room, engaging in a heated debate over who the better hero was: Chat Noir or Misterbug. The six girls had become quite close since Juleka and Sabrina figured out all of their identities, and accidentally told them all that they knew they were a hero in a group text instead of four individual ones. (It was 3am when they finally cracked it, okay? Everyone makes mistakes when they’re tired!)

“Misterbug is clearly better!” Marinette said, slamming her hands on the table.

“You’re only saying that because he doesn’t make cat puns,” Chloé remarked, met by murmurs of agreement from the other girls.

From Sabrina’s shoulder, Trixx chimed in, “Hey, I like his puns! Chat Noir is definitely better!”

“No way! Not with that stinky, cheese-eating kwami of his!” Tikki said, wrinkling her nose as she munched on a cookie.

“Is it not pointless to debate such things? They are the same person under the mask, after all.” Longg, in a flash, stole Tikki’s cookie and returned to his perch on Alya’s head. He winked at the bug kwami and ate it.

“Hey, Longg, be careful! You know I love you, but that does not mean that I want crumbs in my hair!” Alya said, already trying to get any crumbs out.

Mullo squeeked, hiding behind Chloé as Sass chased him. “Hey, leave him alone!” Pollen said, flying between the two kwamis.

“Aw, you’re no fun,” Sass said, slithering back to Juleka as Mullo stuck his tongue out at him from the safety of Chloé’s sleeping bag.

There was a tap on the window, and Marinette walked over to open it, telling the kwamis to hide.

“Come on in, Kitty,” she said as she opened the window. The cat squeezed inside the opening that should have been too small for him to fit through, seeing as Marinette had barely opened it, but through the physics of however the fuck cats work, he fit, seemingly with ease.

“Princess,” he said, bowing and kissing her hand as she giggled. He turned, noticing the others, who were all regarding the interaction with suspicion. “Am I missing something, or did you just not invite me?” He pouted while giving her puppy eyes.

“It’s a girls night, dummy,” Marinette said as Alya threw a pillow in his face.

“Well then, can I join?”

“Hmmm...” Chloé trailed off, seemingly lost in thought. She looked around, and the others nodded, knowing her well enough by now to predict exactly what she was going to say. “Only if we can give you a makeover.”

“Anything to spend time with my Princess.” Marinette blushed deeply, which was not lost on the others. “By the way,” he said, shaking flowers out of his hair, “what’s with the flower box?”

“I needed a little garden of inspiration, okay?” she said as the others hid their laughter.

2 hours later, Chat Noir, the hero of Paris, had on bright red lipstick, some black eyeliner, and some black eyeshadow, blended into green at the edges. (The girls had somehow managed to cover his mask in concealer. Don’t ask how.) He had a tiara on his head, and Marinette had shoved a frilly, sparkly pink dress at him to put on over his suit. He had just finished putting on knee-length, silver, extremely high-heeled boots on over the normal boots his suit came with when he heard a crash.

“What’s going on? Is everything okay?” he said, trying to turn around but tripping on Alya’s sleeping bag as his heels got twisted in it. “Ow.”

“I’m okay,” Marinette called from her position by the window, tangled up in fairy lights. Sabrina and Juleka giggled, took a picture or two (or three...or ten...) and then went and helped her up, untangling her from the lights. The girls strung them up by the window.

“Hey, can I get a picture for the Ladyblog?”

“But of course! I couldn’t deprive all of Paris from seeing me look this fabulous.” Chat Noir posed over dramatically while Alya took some photos. (The rest of the girls may or may not have photobombed one of them, resulting in a subsequent photo of Chat Noir laughing maniacally as the girls fell on top of each other in a large pile on top of Sabrina’s sleeping bag.)

“Hmm, maybe one with some fairy lights in the background would look nice,” Longg mused, having snuck up into Alya’s hair, hidden from Chat Noir’s eyes.

“That’s a great idea! Hey, Juleka, Chloé — could you hold up some fairy lights for me, please?”

“Hey, watch the claws!” Chat whined after Chloé tripped on Juleka’s foot, tangling up the fairy lights in his claws.

“Oh, here, let me help you,” Marinette said as she sauntered over. “Little Kitty got caught in a mousetrap?”

“Only one set by the best, Princess,” he winked, nodding at where the mouse miraculous had previously hung on her neck while they had fought Kwamibuster.

She blushed lightly as she set to work untangling him, only to be stopped by the lights twisting under someone else’s control, wrapping her and Chat closer together until they were nose-to-nose.

“Hey!”

“Oops,” Sabrina said, fist-bumping Chloé. “How utterly careless of me!”

Marinette tried to back away, but Sabrina tightened the lights even more. She could feel his breath on her face, and his lips brushed hers as he spoke. She turned bright red.

“Well, this seems like...quite the situation we’ve found ourselves in, huh, Princess?”

“Oh, shut up and kiss me, you silly cat.”

“Whatever you say, Princess.” He closed the gap between them.

The kiss was passionate, and when they pulled away, they were both bright red, and Marinette had gotten some of his concealer on her face and some of his lipstick on her lips. As they gasped for breath, Alya said, “Yes! I got it all on camera!”

“Alya!”

“What, Marinette? Is something wrong?” The journalist had an innocent expression on her face, before the two tangled-up teens started laughing, turning back to face each other.

“So...” His voice trailed off, and he gulped, looking away. “Would you want to, uh...go on a date tomorrow night?”

Her eyes lit up at th prospect. “Of course! I’d love to!”

“I’ll pick you up on your balcony at 6?”

“Sure.”

“Dress casually, okay? And maybe something to hide your identity, like a baggy hoodie.”

She rolled her eyes. “I know, Kitty. I am your Mouse-inette, after all, no?”

“Yeah.” He looked her in the eyes. “Yeah, you are.”

He pulled her into another kiss, and after they pulled away this time, Chloé said, “Is this how you two lovebirds are going to act all the time? I’m starting to regret this.”

Everyone laughed.

“What? I was being serious!”

The two rolled their eyes, and were about to kiss again before they were quickly untangled and pulled apart by the girls.

“So...” Alya butt in. “Truth or dare?”

Please send requests in my asks for doodles or short oneshots of pretty much any Miraculous ship, especially the following!!! (Note: This list will be updated as time goes on.)

Edit: I will also do chicken nugget pfp’s of any miraculous holder!

Edit 2: I’m now including just heroes, too! And heroes/redesigns from my AUs! You can also ask about a specific character in a specific AU :)

Alyanette

Chlogami

Adrino

Marigami/Kagaminette

Adri(e)nette

Adrigaminette

Marichat

Ladynoir

DJWifi

ot4

Chloalya

Snekmouse

Ninette

Ninogaminette

Sechuran AU:

Ninette

Lukadrigami

Sechuran (fox!Mari)

CD (ladybug!Nino)

Kuro Neko AU:

Kuro Neko (black cat!Kagami)

Serpent AU:

Serpent (snake!Lila)

Honey Bee (bee!Mari)

For le doodle ask, can I request Adrigaminette? They're my ot3 ^^

Also your new pfp is like super cute damn-

Aw tysm!!! I wasn’t sure about the pfp so I really appreciate it. I also made you one if you want to use it! You don’t have to, though. I made it Ryuko like your current pfp! :)

Yes!!! And every time Jason asks why there were so many bees she has a different excuse because duh, he wouldn’t keep asking if he believed her, right?

The excuses get weirder and weirder. They include, but are not limited to:

I had a bunch of flowers in my bag (“Marinette, you were cuddling the bees. Your bag was 3 feet away, on the ground.”)

I’m a beekeeper (“You live in Gotham. Where would you keep them, and would they be here?”)

I had some very strong perfume (“You absolutely did NOT.”)

I’m using them for research, as part of an experiment (“You’re a fashion designer, not a scientist.”)

I was cursed (“How would you get cursed with bees? And why?”)

I’m part of a bee cult (“Can I join?”)

Pssst @moonlitceleste I have an idea

hey @anonym19xx you’re a genius. Can I write this please?

Adrien: *looking for ladybug action figures*

Plagg: you've already got shelves filled with dolls! Why do you need more?!

Adrien: *whispers* Shush, Plagg not now. You might cause a... Wait a minute did you say dolls? They're not dolls! They're Action figures. Big Difference.

Plagg: Yeah yeah yeah sure kid... Wait a minute, kid... Look to your right.

Adrien: what is it, Plagg?

Plagg: is that a dartboard? A dartboard with hawkmoths face on it... Buy it.

Adrien: definitely... Might as well get one more for m'lady...

*Later at the mansion*

Gabriel: *sees Adrien with a hawk-moth dartboard* Don't you already have a dartboard?

Adrien: I'm changing it. I like this one more. Could be great for venting... I wonder if they sell hawk-moth punching bags. *mutter* and ladybug gloves...

*Later at patrol*

Chat noir: Good Evening, bugaboo! I've got a gift for you! And I've got one just like it.

Ladybug: Evening. what's the occasion? Did I miss something?

Chat noir: nope. Not at all. Just saw something and thaught I'd get one for each of us.

Ladybug: *Curious and opens the package*.......

Chat noir:.......

Ladybug:...... This is perfect...... Do you think they sell hawk-moth punching bags?

So since I think Ra canonically exists in Miraculous, imagine this:

Through some weird Ladybug and/or Guardian stuff, Marinette gets more powers related to previous holders or other gods (since kwamis are pretty much gods) (if Guardian than possibly of other Miraculous because I don’t think Ra was Ladybug).

Anyway she was just crying and she stopped but now she’s kinda just. Hanging out with all these bees

Jason finds her and is like. Damn. Cute girl!!!

He wants to flirt with her but his brain short-circuits, he sees the bees, and he says

“Ya like jazz?”

Pssst @moonlitceleste I have an idea