From Here On Out, I Will Be Giving Advice. But Keep In Mind, It May Not Be What You Want To Hear. And

Hi! I work at a high-end store, but me and my friends are paid minimum wage at best. Is there anything I can do?

Theyre stealing from you, why not steal from them? just be careful not to get caught or youre fucked.

if not that, then be kiss-ass. just do it slowly, cause if you do it all at once, theyll know somethings up. also, if your a kiss-ass, your friends might be upset with you. just saying.

I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU ARE CONDONING CRIMINAL ACTS! I WILL HAVE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY ARRESTED!

even if you get my parents arrested, i wouldnt care. and also, try to get me arrested. i dare you.

It seems my father is doing some things that aren't exactly... legal. However, he has bought us many gifts, and a new house! Should I report him?

well, when the police show up (they will, even if you dont report him) they will take everything. so make some investments so you have some cash to use for a (probably crap) house. as well as food and rent bills. other than that, go nuts.

The fact that you’ll do this, but you won’t allow us to show artwork that has sacks of fat for feeding children is bullshit of the highest degree.

Well, well, well, will you look at that? It’s Pride again.

You know the drill by now. It’s June 1, and suddenly everything from banks to big box stores has slapped a rainbow on their logo. Rainbow capitalism knows how to target LGBTQIA+ customers. For exactly 30 days of the year. How quaint.

Of course, it’s nice to make things bright, and colorful, and pretty. But it’s meaningless if that’s all it is.

Pride should be about uplifting and celebrating you, the community. And it should be year-round, not just 8.22% of the year. So, we’re signal-boosting your posts that celebrate, support, and honor all genders and sexualities over here. Follow to keep your dashboard lovely and gay as hell all year round.

And, yes, we’re also making a bit of a fuss right here on @celebrate (apparently, we just can’t help ourselves). So if you’re interested in talking about what Pride means to you or want to celebrate Pride but don’t know how to go about it this year, we made a fun little 30-day Share Your Pride Challenge list. Because you do, in fact, deserve to be celebrated.

Tag your posts with #ShareYourPride if you want to make them a little easier for other people to find. And Tumblr? Happy Pride. We’re glad you’re here.

This is cool and I like it.

Recently, I've realized that my church has been asking for more and more money. My pastor even arrives in a limousine! Meanwhile, my grandma pays for her medicine in coins. What can I do to help them?

well, keep in mind some people dont wanna be helped. its not your fault in your grandma sticks around. but tell her that you dont think the “church” is good for her. maybe find a good replacement in your area. if she doesnt want to leave, its not your fault.

My apologies for writing so late, but I wish to ask for your assistance. I do quite a bit of knitting, but I am having trouble with a particular stitch. Is there any advice you can give me?

Its like, 7:40 here its not late. And you have nothing to be sorry for.

I have a quote. “Smooth seas never made a skilled mermaid.” Keep working on it. Practice makes perfect or whatever.

Also, go to a assertiveness seminar or whatever. you friggen need it.

I have a question. What are your opinions on LBGTQ+ people?

I dont think i could care less. However, please be careful during pride month, cause pridefall is fucking stupid.

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dude, drink some water and go the fuck to sleep. Your gonna feel like shit tomorrow...

My parents are moving across the country. I don't want to. Any advice?

too damn bad. unless you can move out, youre stuck. move back when youre older.