I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU ARE CONDONING CRIMINAL ACTS! I WILL HAVE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY ARRESTED!

This is cool and I like it.

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dude, drink some water and go the fuck to sleep. Your gonna feel like shit tomorrow...

You should give more positive advice.

You should suck my ass.

This seems like the best place to write this. It seems like my husband has been cheating on me, but I don't know what to do! What advice can you offer me?

when shes over, throw a surprise party with your entire family. also, get for the shitstorm afterwards.

Me and my group have been trying to get a new person to join us. But we have no idea where to start! Is there any advice you can offer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VVyh_IM3Ik

It seems my father is doing some things that aren't exactly... legal. However, he has bought us many gifts, and a new house! Should I report him?

well, when the police show up (they will, even if you dont report him) they will take everything. so make some investments so you have some cash to use for a (probably crap) house. as well as food and rent bills. other than that, go nuts.

My apologies for writing so late, but I wish to ask for your assistance. I do quite a bit of knitting, but I am having trouble with a particular stitch. Is there any advice you can give me?

Its like, 7:40 here its not late. And you have nothing to be sorry for.

I have a quote. “Smooth seas never made a skilled mermaid.” Keep working on it. Practice makes perfect or whatever.

Also, go to a assertiveness seminar or whatever. you friggen need it.

Hi! I work at a high-end store, but me and my friends are paid minimum wage at best. Is there anything I can do?

Theyre stealing from you, why not steal from them? just be careful not to get caught or youre fucked.

if not that, then be kiss-ass. just do it slowly, cause if you do it all at once, theyll know somethings up. also, if your a kiss-ass, your friends might be upset with you. just saying.

Recently, I've been trying to get my son to strike out on his own. However, he keeps coming back with bills, and expects my and my husband to pay them. It's no problem of course, it's just rent and food and the like. However, I want him to be independent. But what am I supposed to do? Let him starve on the streets?

Either you can refuse to pay the damn bills and make him get a damn job, when you can actually help him if something goes wrong, or he can do it when youre dead. your choice.

The fact that you’ll do this, but you won’t allow us to show artwork that has sacks of fat for feeding children is bullshit of the highest degree.

Well, well, well, will you look at that? It’s Pride again.

You know the drill by now. It’s June 1, and suddenly everything from banks to big box stores has slapped a rainbow on their logo. Rainbow capitalism knows how to target LGBTQIA+ customers. For exactly 30 days of the year. How quaint.

Of course, it’s nice to make things bright, and colorful, and pretty. But it’s meaningless if that’s all it is.

Pride should be about uplifting and celebrating you, the community. And it should be year-round, not just 8.22% of the year. So, we’re signal-boosting your posts that celebrate, support, and honor all genders and sexualities over here. Follow to keep your dashboard lovely and gay as hell all year round.

And, yes, we’re also making a bit of a fuss right here on @celebrate (apparently, we just can’t help ourselves). So if you’re interested in talking about what Pride means to you or want to celebrate Pride but don’t know how to go about it this year, we made a fun little 30-day Share Your Pride Challenge list. Because you do, in fact, deserve to be celebrated.

Tag your posts with #ShareYourPride if you want to make them a little easier for other people to find. And Tumblr? Happy Pride. We’re glad you’re here.