I’m Bored Have At It

requests guidelines ⭐️

please, if you request something, write a small blurb of what you’ll like to read! 

i make headcanons, blurbs, oneshots, song fics, smau’s, and (if and only if the ask is good enough) a series

i mainly write for a female reader with she/her pronouns and all that, but i’m up for gender neutral + male as well if you feel like it :) 

p.s. - there will be an event when i hit 100 - ari💗

requests — open

100 special event requests — ari’s dinner menu

✩ percy jackson — greek demigods (percy jackson, annabeth chase, luke castellan, grover underwood).

✩ books — the inheritance games (jameson hawthorne, grayson hawthorne, xander hawthorne), a good girl’s guide to murder (pippa fitz-amobi, ravi singh)

✩ f1 — lando norris, oscar piastri, charles leclerc, logan sargent, daniel riccardo, kimi antonelli, ollie bearman.

✩ miscellaneous series — criminal minds (spencer reid, aaron hotchner), future man (josh futterman, wolf).

✩ anime — jujutsu kaisen (satoru gojo, yuji itadori, choso kamo, nanami kento).

✩ people i don’t know how to classify — steve harrington, matthew gray gubler, timothee chalamet, peter parker, five hargreeves, josh hutcherson, riley poole, walker scobell.

Me looking for fan fictions but instead I get flashed by sex bot ads under the same tag

god i love dune twitter

Diane is disappointed with you

idc he's hot. extremely. I love this nerdy fucker.

"b-b-but that's Josh's dad..! but!!!" IDC!!!!!! also natal attraction is arguably one of the funniest future man episodes. "your parents never met?...that's fucked up" yes Barry that would be fucked up. hell yeah. "JOOSH OUT!!" I will be saying that every time I leave a room from now on thank you

Oh? Is that so? (Pt. 1)

Warning(s): Timothee looking so cute that you might faint. Very short, Im tired

Laurie and you have been friends since we were kids, and yet there was always a strange tension between you two.

“Laurie, can put this necklace on me?”

“Why?”

“A date.”

“Wait. WHAT?!”

“A date, a man shall try to court me and I shall have to either refuse or oblig-“

“I know what a date is. But you never told me that you were going on one!”

“Do you have to know?”

“I do”

“and why is that?”

“Um- I-uh”

is he in fact older than my mother? yes. would that stop me from shagging him? hell naw

asexuals are queer pass it on

and 7 x 8 = 56 was the nice straight girl we all had a crush on… right?

I love em dashes (—) they’re the most underrated form of punctuation. they have so many uses, and they also feel like thursday