You Guys Could Come At Me With The Claw End Of A Hammer And I'd Be Jazzed For The Opportunity

Well guys, I have once again given in to the visceral need to post yet another story that must escape the confines of my mind before it consumes me whole.

Anyway.

Here is my newest post-war Levi fic for those who are interested!

18+ only please 💜

USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

you don't even like me. you just like my dubious morals and fat ass

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Just read your hound dog fic and God DAMN! It is so good (presentation Michael when my hands find your neck)

Aahhh a fellow hound dog stan!!! Thank you anon for also wanting that dawg in you 🙏 Mic's just got such shit disturber energy, he has to fulfill that primal need to scream

thinking about roommate Tomura with a sleeper build and you don't really think about it until you ask him to help you bring in the groceries because they're heavy, and he lifts a large, heavy box onto his shoulder like it's nothing and you see his arm flex under his t-shirt and and and

If he has had sex it's been a handful of times and he's never had a relationship 🤧

I actually headcanon Hawks being a virgin. I mean, with the hero commission breathing down his neck, his never-ending hero work, and working towards his goal of creating a society where heroes have to much time on their hands our birdman just doesn't have the time. But somehow, he was given the reputation of being a playboy and doesn't understand where it came from.

*Hawks talking with Tokoyami and Dark Shadow*

Hawks: I HAVE NO HOES TOKOYAMI! THESE BITCHES DON'T FUCK WITH ME, SO WHY DO I HAVE THIS REPUTATION!?

Dark Shadow: *can't breathe and is wheezing*

Tokoyami: *staring blankly at Hawks as he continues to scream*

I got strength 💪

Pull a major arcana from this picker wheel!

Hell yeah, pardners 🤠

reblog if you’re okay with people writing fanfics of your fanfics and/or fanfics inspired by your fanfics

Let this serve as a warning for those who are following my Spinner fic