Gum Works Better. But You Might Get Charged Like That One Person Did. Car Got Damaged Via Gum Wad. Cybertruck

i keep reading subaru like yoda

sub are you?

Ay bbgirl wanna become a 200k slow burn fanfic?

Have you ever been like, high or drunk before? You seem like you would have some funny stories or something.

Well I’ve got asthma, so I’ve never been high. I have been drunk once, and I went through a surgery and was on pain meds for a long while, but it turns out that I really don’t like the feeling of being intoxicated?? Like everyone talks so positively about it, but it just feels awful to me? My brain just despises not having clarity I guess? Thank whatever that I have a high pain tolerance cus I got off those surgery opioids as quick as possible-

Though when I was drunk that one time I hopped onto a minecraft server with a friend of mine and just started talking about “who let the dogs out” or something and teleported a bunch of wolves to the nether I think? I don’t remember the details very clearly.

also most alcohol tastes horrid and im chaotic enough without it, so ig im just the designated driver forever

dO yOu LiKe sLuG

My answer depends entirely on which slug we’re talking about.

also why are you typing like the homestuck clown ?

3rd base is me sharing dreams I’ve moved on from

i’ve done all but the abortion

i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

I’m glad the robotic overlords appreciate my contribution to society.

Walked into a room and it smelled like warmth. No clue how to describe it other then that but it is comfy and I’m staying in here now.

Sometimes you have to realize that something flying at you isn’t them being violent or horseflys. That is just them being stupid basement fleshflys.

invader zim:

Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.

why is everyone in this household blind asf