I’m So Glad I Got Meds Now For Adhd But Damn I Need To Take Em On Weekends I Didn’t Do Shit

Pretty sure I just walked through an object; and I don’t know how to feel about that.

Ribcage is a hell of a word. Like yeah my bones trapped my heart inside my chest if u even care. I don’t know if it wants out

Bitches put whip cream over the entire pumpkin pie slice.

It’s me I’m bitches.

invader zim:

Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.

piss

yeah mate have a glass

all my characters are gay until proven straight

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

confession

im watching this dudes content on youtube and he seems cool and is like an educated academic and i like the content

but he also looks so asymmetrical and it’s fucking with me so i play his videos in the background instead of watching them directly and now i feel bad about it

what’s funny about the hairstyles i’m leaning towards recently is that if i brush my hair back fully and let it fluff back out i become

PATRICK FUCKING BATEMAN

i find characters that have distinct ways of talking whether it’s their behavior/dialect or inflection extremely interesting

like i can tell it’s them by the dialog or inflection alone even if it’s not their voice

like it’s the guy! it’s you! i can’t see you but you’re the guy!