Star:..... Crying Rn While Having My Fav Angst Songs On Repeat....

well, I remember trying it (I DO NOT recommend trying it)

Whats the Cybertronian equivalent to weed???

Dark Energon.

Snort that shit and you're done.

You're spending too much time with Arcee.

ANOTHER update:.... Nvm it's 6:49 and I feel like I'm bout to fall asleep any moment 💀

YALLL I HAVE NOT GONE TO SLEEP YET AND IT'S 5:33AM WTF????? 😭😭😭😭 I'VE BEEN UP SINCE 11PM??!!?!

also, I'm doing this thing to where you can ask me questions, I'll answer them and I'mma name it 'graces talks' er some shit, I'm tired af but I can't go to sleep

random wk headcanons pt.2

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𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚗

𝐺𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑠/𝑛𝑜𝑡𝑒: 𝐻𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦!, 𝐼 𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑚𝑦 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑖𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑂𝑂𝐶!

𝙲𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜 𝙺𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚝

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

Unlike Martin, Chris's DNA is actually a bit stronger, so theres a pretty good chance of that kid being about 50/50 of the two of you, but I will assure you that your kid will have a passion for climbing, trust me.

Chris swears his heart stops whenever you kiss his palms, he's so sensitive there and you love to tease him whenever you just give a lil kiss plus, it makes a lotta sense to kiss his palms (or hands) since he loves to climb.

Chris is not a big fan of tv-drama, he finds it ridiculous and claims that it doesn't make sense to him, so instead he enjoys watching things like Jumanji, The Jungle Book, National Geographic, or just something that has to do with nature.

When it comes to being romantic, Chris sometimes struggles with it since he almost has NO relationship experience, so most of the time, he'll just go to Martin but all he says to his baby brother is "just be yourself bro, trust me" as if Martin doesn't have relationship experience either.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

𝐺𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑠/𝑛𝑜𝑡𝑒: 𝐼 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝐼 𝑚𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝑏𝑖𝑡 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑢𝑠𝑢𝑎𝑙, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝐼 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦𝑒𝑑!

umm...even though the fic isn't uploaded yet, I'll be willing to answer any questions that you might have for Diane from my crackship au :3

bonus:

my friend just sent me this

(creds in the video)

I cannot explain how FEARL this made me

hey, how've you been? not heard from you in a while

ive been ok, just keep forgetting that this app exists😭

THIS HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR WEEKS

even tho I forgot to take a picture of it, I had "Elphabas Cold Brew" and usually I don't like bittersweet drinks, it was very good

am I the only one who just found out that Starbucks has new Wicked drinks???

Since no one asked, I'mma yap about my au

(idk why I'm putting this here but just in case anyone gets confused: (name) = reader)

pt. 1 pt. 2

pls ignore how bad the pic is 🙏🏾😭

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

In this au, it takes place somewhere in the middle/end where the events do happen but there's a twist:

Bee is a whoops baby

(name) and Optimus already have a kid of their own

Elita-1 and (name) have slight beef with each other

And in this post, I'm gonna break this down and explain as best as I can.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

I'm gonna start with:

"Who is Striker?"

Striker is the kid of Optimus and (name).

"Why'd you give them a kid?"

To try and make the story sound a little more interesting(???). And as I was making this I thought "hmm, wouldn't it be nice if reader and OP had a sparkling so that way the drama was a little bit more complicated?"

"What is Striker's gender/ what do they look like?"

Well I'm glad you asked! even tho I can't draw, Striker is a femme that took more of (name)'s personality but mostly has Optimus' frame (and colors but Striker has (name)'s optics).

"How'd you come up with the name?"

I came up with it as I was making the picture and after like 30 minutes of thinking "alright, fuck it we calling 'em Striker"

"How old is Striker?"

I would say that Striker is about 4-5 (or 6) during the events while only being one year older than Bee.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

"What is the beef between (name) and Elita-1/how did it start?"

After the events in the fic (name) is angry at Elita because:

She never knew one of her closest friends would be in a secret relationship with her supposed lover

(name) believes that its mostly Elita's fault for allowing Optimus to just swoon her into dating him.

On Elita's side of the story:

She really doesn't do anything about it because she knows those things are true and now their relationship is strained because of her actions (same thing with Optimus).

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

"What is Optimus' relationship with Striker and Bee?"

even though after the whole incident and basically divorcing w/ (name) Optimus decided that even though they split, he still wanted to be part of Striker's life and at least try to be a father figure.

As for Bee, he's mostly there with him more than he is with Striker (but he doesn't realize that because he's trying so hard to be a father figure to the both of them) and it makes (name) really upset making them think that he's only with Bee because it's his and Elita's kid.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

"Does (name) stay with the Autobots?"

Even though she is angry at Optimus and Elita (name) decided to stay with The Autobots and doesn't join the Deceptions for the sake of Striker.

"Does (name) end up being with someone else?"

Yes and No. After the incident and everything happening, (name) doesn't focus on finding someone else, they focus on Striker and being with The Autobots but they sometimes do get a bit flirty with Ratchet.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝐼 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑟𝑛 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑎𝑢!!! 𝑙𝑚𝑘 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑢𝑦𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘!!! :)

IT'S SO GOOD EEEEEEEEEE

I’m willing to draw people’s OCs as CHIBI-FORMERS or humans interacting with chibi-formers :)