Blippitybloppityurnowmyproperty - Hm

at dinner people were talking about how much they cried during their weddings and my one cousin said she was SO determined not to cry, made it through the entire ceremony, but then during the reception her husband leaned over and asked 'hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have Night Meats?' and she went 'night meats?' and started sobbing because that was so romantic to her

nobara. nobara please

Nails day 💅🏼

team red egg is now real

Sounds like self-care

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

Mina: Have you ever wanted to murder the sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end becausee of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds

Moonbyul: All clothing is unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it.

when you all give up trying to win and start sacrificing each other in the bonfire (it's all you have)

red team 🔛🔝🔥