Red Team 🔛🔝🔥

Sounds like self-care

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

Nails day 💅🏼

She was used as a meatshield,

but don't worry,

just like rats, they know how to sneak around.

She has them right where she wanted.

THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

Me, praying: Hey, lesbian Jesus?

Hayley Kiyoko and Chuu, turning around in unison: You called

they’re havin’ a normal one

a few bonus versions i also liked

sun x moon ships are out, alien x moon ships are IN

who gave you the right to be so beautiful, sir