Yes I Just Deadass Spent 30 Minutes Watching The Massive Bluey Episode. Yes I Am Crying. Who The Fuck

oh fuck off

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

Person A: I'm going to feed you pasta Person B: What if I don't want pasta A: What are you lack toast and told her aunt? B: The fuck are you saying A: Lack toast and told her aunt? The thing where you can't eat dairy? B: You are a dumbass, its lactose intolerant A: Exactly, Lack toast and told her aunt

OMG I LOVE DANCE DANCE 24th was Fallen by Imagine Dragons @danexist @sansthescreleton+ whoever the fuck else

69th song

knowing what my #1 spotify song has become predictable (its august by taylor swift) BUT my #21 is Looking For Somebody (To Love)

im tagging:

@ohcaroline @medeas-chariot @heavenfalls @backgroundagent3 @footprint-in-the-snow @eyeofthemoose @rawrkittenpurr @malewifebillcage @gendryastarkers

to tell me their #21, then pick another random number between 2-100 and tag other people to post theirs and pick another number

I want to fucking slit every single MAP's throat

Reblog if your blog is a MAP NEGATIVE space

p e d o s   g e t   o u t

wholesome laffy taffy jokes

i’d care if the person i reblogged this from vanished

idc if you reblog this from me but reblog it every time you see one of your friends or mutuals have reblogged it

@scarletcannotbenormal and I convinced our friend to join tumblr. Hehe we do a little trolling

Already did it

As a society, we need to bring back the Nintendo 3DS

Reblog to give an asexual a treat

REBLOG THIS AND TAG YOURE BIRTHDAY PLEASE