Person A: I'm Going To Feed You Pasta Person B: What If I Don't Want Pasta A: What Are You Lack Toast
Person A: I'm going to feed you pasta Person B: What if I don't want pasta A: What are you lack toast and told her aunt? B: The fuck are you saying A: Lack toast and told her aunt? The thing where you can't eat dairy? B: You are a dumbass, its lactose intolerant A: Exactly, Lack toast and told her aunt
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WOOOOOOOOH FUCK YEAH
i mean this in an entirely platonic, slightly powerhungry way, but i love when people call me the friendly "boss." like "you got is boss" or "whatever ya say, boss." it's so fun. like we're in the worlds shittiest cartoon mafia
omg reminds me of the time my friend group got obbsessed with "Spongebob my balls are stuck"
weeooooo i look just like buddy holly uh oh got my dick stuck in a door
Okay I know its not that much but in 48 hours I have gone from 59 to 206 plays!
Wow I haven't done this in a while
Heartstopper season 2 is coming out soon sooooo yeah thats gonna be fun
Whoopsie Daisies
btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors
Slumber party
oh yeah he slut ig
A band needs a slut on bass to have any modicum of success
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