Non-lethal Methods Of Subduing An Assailant Should Be Encouraged Over Lethal Methods. 

 Future Vision (S1E39) / Steven Universe Future Finale

The antis will never be the winning team tbh 😂

Me at the antis:

if i find one (1) more motherfucker shipping beetlebabes i will ACTUALLY get charged with first degree murder. what the ACTUAL fuck

July 2018 vs. November 2019

It's literally been the ship name for ages before the musical was a thing, please reliese that this fandom was around before you were born.

(It was around before I was born but you don't see me complaining about the ship name)

I hate that beetlb@bes was taken by beej x Lydia shippers. It's a great name that could've been used by self shippers dammit.

MY MASTERLIST

Beetlejuice x Reader 

Beej x Easily flustered s/o

Beej playing horror video games with s/o *

Beej x Shy & anxious s/o 

Hair color changing Beej - Part 1 - Green & Pink Beej  *

Beej comforting sad s/o 

Beej being possessive  *

Calling Beej ‘Lawrence’ for the first time (short drabble) *

My protection *

Mirroring (comforting Beej) *

Beej comforts mourning s/o

Beej’s Daddy Kink - Part 1 *

Till death (or Life) - Part 1 *

Dewey Finn x Reader

Teacher’s Pet - Part 1 

Teacher’s Pet - Part 2

Teacher’s Pet - Part 3 *

Teacher’s Pet - Part 4 *

Dewey serenading you at 2AM (short drabble)

Guardian (Angel!Dewey) - Part 1 *

HC’s for Angel!Dewey’s wings *

* nsfw/explicit

“Look but don’t touch, actually I change my mind. Don’t look at my wife.”

Apparently my favourite shipping dynamic is the immoral immortal + the moral mortal that puts up with them

This legitimately needs to be in future literature textbooks to capture the Covid-19 Pandemic.

Cats of the Decade

hello i’m a hoe for beej having a thing for hair pulling/touching can i pLEASE have some nsfw hcs

YES

- my boy has THE BIGGEST hairpulling kink u could imagine

- even just stroking his hair lovingly he’ll kinda. lean into it and his eyes’ll roll back a lil

- tugging it when ur fucking tho? HOO boy. he loses it.

- he moans SO loudly and does not hold back. at all.

- his hair changes from green to pink in ur fingers as u pull on it

How is he so hot

The last one omg