Hello I’m A Hoe For Beej Having A Thing For Hair Pulling/touching Can I PLEASE Have Some Nsfw Hcs

MOOD 😂

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Hey antis try to disprove this now you dumb shits

BIG LOL @ ALL THE PIGGIES WHO STILL THINK BEETLEBABES ARE JUST MAKING UP THE STONE COLD FACT THAT THE ANIMATORS OF THE CARTOON DREW HARDCORE NASTY PORN OF BJ/LYDS BANGING IT OUT

Oh yeah, you researched real hard on the first page of google, didn't you? 😂😂😂 This porn is THIRTY FUCKING YEARS OLD. Do you honestly just have zero concept of how the internet works? Non-disclosure agreements? What really goes on in animation studios? You think the animators of your favorite cartoon aren't drawing filthy porn of the characters behind closed doors on their own time?

Adorable.

Y'all realize we would ship it with or without "permission" from the creators, right? We have zero reason to lie about this. I've seen it with my own two big beautiful eyeballs jfc you brats are i n s a n e. How entitled and self-important must you be to think that LITERALLY DOZENS of strangers on the internet are lying to you just to make some imaginary stride in a glorified shipping war?

You're not that important.

Like. You're really really not worth that kind of effort. This is not some conspiracy or great ruse. It's just. It's fact. The sky is blue. Grass is green. The animators of the Beetlejuice cartoon drew beetlebabes porn.

Lol anyways thanks for that laugh, this has been a riot. Y'all crack me up. Btw, here's that proof you're too incompetent to find.

As a bonus, here's a thread on a forum from 2013 (you know, from before the musical when everything was nice and peaceful, back when you were all still being little shits to each other in middle and elementary school) discussing this very topic.

But yeah 😂 we're totes makin' it up

Same tbh

if these tik tok thots and edgy eboys dont stop using “say my name” for their edgy clown needs i will pull a beej and swat them like flies

S T A R G O A T

To people who use "þ" as an aesthetic "p"

þink again.

I'm a musical and movie lover, we love you and I'm sorry you had to deal with that 💚🖤💚

Me: *enjoying the musical's music and my love for the Beetlejuice franchise renews*

Also me: *decides to Tumblr search 'beetlejuicexlydia' to see if I'm not the only one that ships them*

Tumblr: *beetlebabes don't interact*

Me: oh okay. Kind of predicted that. Maybe the beetlebabe shippers are nicer?

Tumblr(beetlebabe's): MUSICAL LOVERS GO AWAY FROM HERE, WE DONT WANT YOU.

Me: 😐 *feels unwanted and alone because both sides don't want me*

Thanks but read the post properly

So basically an anti saw my last post and clearly didn't read that I said no one would have a problem with Beetlejuice X Lydia if Lydia and that was my main argument but they clearly ignore that, commented and then blocked me so, I couldn't see the comment so I decided to see what it said in my browser and this is what it said for those who also couldn't see it.

Do not witch hunt or harass this person, I blocked out their name too and I do not condone harassment and if I hear any of you who follow me has done that I will block you.

no one:

absolutely no one:

bj when he’s bored at the deetz household because lydia’s at school:

I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember

tbh I wouldn't be mad if betelguese came out of no where and force-fed me nachos

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